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In Which I Give The Bird To 2009
I feel this needs to be said, it needs to be spoken firmly and with conviction and screamed at children from the rooftops ( Read more... ) -
YuleTube dump
meant to post this yesterday, but my ferocious illness prevented that from happening
( Beatboxing flutists, Red VS Blue, muppets and little woodland creatures dying ) -
In Which I get Sarcastic
Hey, 2009! Ya know what would be really awesome? Ya know what would really cap off this terrible fucktastic year, this year filled with the deaths of friends, family and celebrities, this year of misery and joblessness? It would be totally awesome to celebrate Christmas with a massive fucking head cold. -
In Which I Tie Up the Legal System With My legal Briefs
I have been hold up in my Fortress of Solitude doing that hermit thing I do so often. I plan to come out of this as soon as I can, the biggest hindrance is that I am flat broke and the little cash I am lucky enough to scrape up or borrow has to go to a limited amount of Christmas presents. I have been job hunting but what with the economy circling ( Read more... ) -
In Which I Curse Stephenie Meyer and the Damage She Has Done.
The other day I did the unthinkable, something so awful, so shameful that I have trouble admitting it ( Read more... ) -
In Which I Want To Sleep Drive
I keep seeing commercials for Ambien CR. The list of side effects reads like so
# More outgoing or aggressive behavior than normal
# Confusion
# Strange behavior
# Agitation
# Hallucinations
# Sleep walking
# Sleep driving
I kind of want to do Ambien CR -
Bad, Bad Man
I wish I could be a bad, bad man ( Read more... ) -
In Which I Eat Rhino In A Parallel Universe While This Universe Kinda Sucks
The girl and I called it quits yesterday and so I add yet another name to my list entitled Right Girl, Wrong Time ( Read more... )
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