I went to Jess' house yesterday to talk about the baby shower and make sure that everything was going okay.  We go over to her neighbors house to look at some things for decorations and Shelby comes down and says that I have a flat tire.  Fucking wonderful.  The same side that the other tire blew up on.  Called my baby Tony to come fix it.  He took ( Read more... )

So me and Jessica Cory hung out all day today.  I drove most of the time today.  We went to Walmart, Chik-Fil-A, her house, and then back to my house.  Well she wants to go get a Sno Biz thingy and offers to drive, so I'm like hellz yea.  We go and see Brianna and eat there...all good so far.  We get on Mt. Olive road and her car over heats.  She ( Read more... )

I got a shit load of stuff at the shower my church people threw me.  A bunch of pink stuff.  My favorite thing was this stuffed duck my god-mom gave the baby.  It looks like hillbilly duck.  Its so cute!!!!  Jess went with me but she got sick so I don't think she had a good time.  My hippie, fun lovin' sister was there.  I haven't seen her in ( Read more... )

Fuck Fuck Fuck....  I hate stupid fucking people.  Seriously.  They can all die and go to fucking hell.  I got some chick named Rain (who the fuck would name their kid Rain and I think her last name is Bleu or some shit) talking shit about me.  I have never met the girl in my entire life and shes talking shit.  Never even seen the bitch.  What the ( Read more... )

I had an eventful day.  Me and Jessica went shopping in Homewood trying to find Pickles and Ice cream.  We got so fucking lost.  We had to ask like 5 people how to get there.  We went to Eds Pet World before we found the store.  That was fun.  I petted this really weird lizard and literally got screamed at by some birds.  There was one that kept ( Read more... )

Last night was cool.  I hung out with Jess and the Kids then I went over to Tony's house.  Felix and Morgan invited us to go with them to see Sin City but we already had plans to watch Closer.  Tony's all jealous because Felix took Morgan to see the movie and it was suppose to be him, Felix, Ricky, and Jeremy going to see it because girls wouldn't ( Read more... )

That was just for you Chase.  Thanks for lunch and for following me around all day.  Pole Huncher.  Inside joke.  I'm bout to get all cleaned up and wait for my Tony bologna to call me so we can go out.  I got a bunch of shit done and off my back today.  Yay for me.  Question... Me and Chase were leaving Hobby Lobby and I started to feel real dizzy ( Read more... )

I woke up at 5:30 this morning to a loud as fuck bang.  I get all pissed off and walk outside my room and start screaming.  They didn't know what the fuck I was talking about.  I actually dreamed that noise.  I swear to god, it sounded like someone was trying to break down my door.  I go back to sleep and dream about dumb ass Justin Sullivan.  I ( Read more... )

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