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[juanabee]

Lawdy lawdy! I'm all fancified

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[gfrancie]

Just set fire to all of it.
I am often tempted to do that with my things.

[puppysmuggler]

Why are you moving? Are gnomes invading?

[juanabee]

Actually, ants. They've been amassing their forces underground, slowly surrounding the house over the last year without our knowledge. They don't eat wood, but they tunnel. OH, HOW THEY TUNNEL. Like American GI's at a German concentration camp, they are. I'm pretty sure the house will collapse into a sinkhole shortly. We're getting out just in time.