Strip Club

[jubblegum]

I found out the other day that Andrew and Tess are making me go to a strip club and then to a sex store on Friday. Not really my thing, but Tess really wants to go (surprised a girl would want to go to a strip club) so Andrew is making me go with them. Never having been to a strip club before, I was wondering what I should know. Anything I should

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[opoortwistedme]

If you see any of your family members dancing, don't slip them a dollar. It makes the next night's dinner rather awkward.

[mutant_buster]

Jub Jub.

Strip Club.

Meatball Sub.

Film the whole thing, sell it to fox. This has to be funnier then Paris Hilton not knowing how to spell Cow.

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[anonymous]

Hey Jason...just wanted to tell you I've followed your relationship with Lauren, when everything was happy and all. I honestly think that you were better off with someone else. You deserve to be happy. I'm glad you're having a great time right now. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone who will truly love you and make you happy. Didn't mean to be nosy..sorry...just wanted you to know. Best of luck!