Title: Not Your Ordinary Fairytale
Pairing: TegoPi
Genre: AU
Summary: The prince was cursed. Who will save him?
Warning: unbeataed & not really familiar with everything going on in the fic
A/N: This is for
romapi. Hope you like this! (n____n)
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Once upon a time, in a great castle, there lived a prince named Tegoshi Yuya. He was a beautiful and happy boy. The queen, his stepmother was so envious of his beauty because whenever she asks her magic mirror about “Who’s the fairest of them all?”, the mirror would always answer Tegoshi Yuya’s name and an image of all his gorgeousness appeared in the mirror. She would always get mad at the answer but at the end of the day, she could not do anything, the mirror doesn’t lie. But she must do something to eliminate the prince; she wanted to be the most beautiful in the land. And so, she sought for help from her good friend, he-who-must-not-be-named.
One morning, while Yuya was playing in the garden of the castle, a bald man with a very weird nose approached him. He was carrying a green colored rounded object and he looked extremely tired and hungry. Being a kind-hearted prince, he gave the stranger food and let the stranger rest for a bit in the garden while he was curiously peeking at the stranger’s baggage.
“I want to thank you for your generosity, My Lord.” The stranger bowed before him. “In return for your kindness, I would like to give you this.” The green colored rounded object was presented to him.
“What is that?” He asked. It was his first time seeing a thing like that.
“This is a very famous fruit during summer. It’s called a watermelon. Let me show you.” The stranger cut the watermelon into half, then in small slices. He was given a slice. “Eat it.”
The prince looked at the small slice of watermelon. It looked watery. Red in color, a great contrast to its green color outside. It has so many little brown colored things in it. He wondered what it is. He took a bite. ‘Sweet’ He thought. And another bite. And another one. Then he felt something. Like he couldn’t breathe. There was something blocking his air passage. He fell down on the grass-filled ground. Before everything went black, he could hear the stranger muttering, “This is easier than I thought. I don’t even have to use the unforgivable curse just to get rid of him.”
But the prince wasn’t dead. He was just asleep. He’d been sleeping in his room in the castle for a year. The king, the prince’s father was devastated. He couldn’t accept what happened. In the past year, he did everything for the prince to wake up. He asked for help from the Hokage of Konoha, Master Tsunade, she sent Team Seven, a team which consists of three young ninjas including Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto. But their attempt to wake the prince up was futile. They went back to Konoha defeated. But the king didn’t lose hope; he even asked Dumbledore’s help, who sent Hermoine, Ron and Harry. But Ron only created chaos, instead of awakening the prince, the castle was flooded with slugs. And so, the king threw them out of the castle. After so many attempts, the kingdom’s ministry suggested that he give up. Even the queen was convincing him. But he was stubborn as a bull. He asked his very good friend, Johnny Kitagawa for help. This was his last hope. If this doesn’t work out, then that would be the time that he’ll give up. And so, an emissary from the jimusho, a talent agency owned by Johnny-san was sent to the castle.
It was a tall guy with a weird hairstyle. He was well-built, handsome and hot ← (the queen thinks so).
His name was Yamashita Tomohisa or better known as Yamapi. He was one of the famous idols in the agency. ‘No wonder he’s hot.’ ← (it’s the queen again).
Yamapi asked the king what happened to the prince before he got into that state of unconsciousness. The king answered all of Yamapi’s queries.
“I think I may have the solution to your problem. May I see him?” Yamapi requested. And so, he was brought inside the prince’s chamber. He was awed at the beauty lying peacefully on the bed. He promised himself that he’d do everything for the prince to wake up. He approached the sleeping figure. Helped the prince sit up and positioned himself behind the prince. He hugged the prince from behind and performed several abdominal thrusts.
1 The prince coughed and little thing came out from his mouth. It was the watermelon’s seed. Since that was the first time that the prince ate a watermelon, he didn’t know what those little brown things are, and that it cannot be eaten. (Me: Yeah, yeah, he’s stupid. And I’m stupid for writing this! >.<”)
The king was very delighted that the prince already woke up. A huge party was held in the kingdom for a month. All the townspeople were like zombies because of the month-long party (Me: All of them are required to come to every single part. Lolz) the prince was very hyper, since he slept for a year, he didn’t sleep for a month just to enjoy the party. The queen was thrown out of the kingdom because the king found out that she was having an affair with her so-called-friend, he-who-must-not-be-named. Yamapi, the savior, was smitten by prince’s beauty asked for the prince’s hand in marriage. The king granted his wish since the king promised that “Whoever makes my son wake up, I’ll grant his/her wish, whatever it is.” The prince didn’t oppose the agreement because even he, was enticed with Yamapi, the moment his eyes opened and saw that handsome piece of meat LOL.
A few months passed, a grand wedding was held in the entire kingdom. Even Johnny-san was happy, because now, he had a new idol that’ll add digits to his ever growing bank account.
And they lived happily ever after.
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-The End-