x call on meeeeee, call on me!
ready for the longest entry in forever?
i am.
friday:
my mom made me stay home, and babysit my brother. boo.
i fell asleep at 9, on my floor.
and my brother thought i was dead.
saturday:
i sat around all day. and then i went to kayla`s with kristy, and we hung out for a bit.
and then we met up with kyle and took the bus to louis`.
and i fell on my butt and they still haven`t let me live it down.
aaaanyways, got to louis`.
lots of people there.
"hey rob." -kristy
"hey." -rob (red head rob)
"HEY." -other red head
"holy crap! are you two brothers?" -kristy
"huh?" -rob and other red head
"you look so much alike!" -kristy
"red heads are a rare species." -me, randomly.
ohkay, well we thought it was funny.
"hey staci, remember when you fell?" -kayla & kristy...all night.
and then..i don`t remember much else. except i fell so, so much.
kayla started to feel sick, and she was turning green, so we decided to leave.
and everyone else did too, but they went to kyle`s.
so me, kayl and kristy took the bus back to kayla`s..and ate so much flippin' food.
and then we went to sleep.
sunday:
i don`t remember why but i think i stayed home.
yeeeeeayuh.
monday:
i worked. and then i went to kayla`s with kristy. and we headed off to kyle`s.
so basically, i was really frikken wasted (hi mom).
kayla, kristy, cailey, cassie and i decided to hang out in courtney`s room (kyle`s sister)
except i really don`t remember why. all i know is we danced to chumbawumba.
and then i found my way downstairs, and..i danced some more?
and then university students came.
"my brother is in silverstein." -ben
"seriously?" -everyone
"yeah...he`s fat." -ben
(shannon was rubbing her hands all over the door)
"hey buddy, what are you doing.." -me
"trying to open the door!!" -shannon
"yeah, other side." -me
"whaaaat? oh, would you look at that. the doorknob, ran away!" -shannon
"errrr.." -me
so, then i`m assuming we left kyle`s because suddenly me, kristy and kayla were back at kayla`s.
and then kristy DIED.
or, puked a lot. and it was really scary. and then started having trouble breathing, and it sounded like she
was having sex.
and me and kayla were dying with laughter, while kristy just...died.
aaaaahaha, i love you kritty.
tuesday:
mmmmmm, back to kyle`s.
and i was one of the few intoxicated ones.
it probably sucked but i was too drunk too care.
all i know, is that i danced all night. ALL NIGHT.
to eric prydz.
and then i passed out on the floor.
and then i got dragged back to kayla`s, and went back to sleep.
wednesday:
i decided to stay home, and give my body a rest, but i ended up drinking anyways.
frik.
last night, aka the best night of the whole break:
so, my dad is in las vegas, and my mom is in beaver valley (err?), and so i had no way of getting into
guelph. so i walked. and then my neighbors picked me up along the way.
"so where are you headed?" -my neighbor
"the bus stop." -me
(drives to the wrong bus stop, and slows down)
"oh, not this one, the one by zehrs." -me
"k bye!!" -my neighbor
ohhhhhkay.
so, i took the bus to kristy`s. where we hung out for a bit, and waited for the oc.
and then it came. and then alex and marissa broke up.
frik.
so we took the bus to the university party.
and everyone was drunk.
(we walk inside)
"STACI! COME HERE!" -shannon
(shannon drags me into the living room)
"have you guys seen mark?" -shannon
"nope." -guys
(shannon drags me upstairs, then downstairs)
"has anyone seen mark?" -shannon
"no..he might be outside." -guys
(shannon drags me outside)
(we see...mark?)
"HEY mark! this is staci. staci this is mark." -shannon
"hey.." -me & mark
"..." -everyone
(standing in the living room with kristy)
(some random walks into the middle of the living room and starts yelling)
"IS THERE A STACI HERE?" -guy
"..yes." -me, but i`m shy so nobody heard me.
"IS THERE A STACI IN HERE?" -guy
"YES, right here!" -kristy, pointing at me
"do you have your tongue pierced staci?" -guy
"yeah..." -me
"ohhhhh, okay. this is mark." -guy, pointing at his friend
"..." -me
I DON`T GET IT.
anyway.
met so many fricken people, it was sweet.
"ahahah guys, my green is beer." -kristy
"i think you two should make out." -kristy
"oh, we are." -me and rob, clearly not even touching eachother.
"this is the worst action i have ever seen in my life. i`m going inside." -kristy
"can we have a kiss?" -me and kristy
"sure!" -ben
my life is complete.
mm then, kristy and i walked katie to the bus stop. and kristy peed on the sidewalk.
hott...? with two t`s.
so then we walked back, and mark was puking up hotdogs.
"LOOK GUYS, HE`S PUKING!" -mike
then we went downstairs.
and i danced..to call on me, with cailey.
"cailey is actually doing the dance right. staci is kind of just..humping the air." -i don`t remember
ack and then the cops came.
it was smooth.
"okay, everyone who is underage..go to that room!" -somebody
"..." -cops
mm, and then kristy, rob, graham, ben, mike, kyle and i walked to ben`s house.
and it took pretty much forever.
basically we just hung out.
all i know, is that mike is my favourite.
i plucked his eyebrows.
oh frik he was the cutest ever.
i LOVE him.
(looking in ben`s fridge)
"you have tofu dogs!" -me
"yeah, i`m a vegetarian." -ben
...it`s a sign.
and then..yeah i don`t remember.
kristy, graham, ben and i left ben`s (kyle and rob left somewhere along the way apparently..?) at about 4.
ben and graham walked back to the party, and kristy and i walked home.
so, we walked from zehrs to downtown.
i hate my life.
but luckily, ultra was still open.
so we went shopping.
we got mashed potatoes? and pita bread and dip. and poptarts. fruit. and juice. and cheese.
and we looked so hard for their tofu dogs but we didn`t find them, what the heck.
so we continued our walk home, down the middle of the street. and it was pretty cool.
we didn`t get back to kristy`s until it was starting to get light out..like 6am.
and then we had a feist and went to bed.
and we woke up today at like 2, and ate mashed potatoes.
and i had the worst hangover ever.
(talking about last night)
"so, i actually talked to kyle. kind of." -me
"oh yeah, what did you say?" -kristy
"i can`t remember." -me
kristy found that amusing for some reason.
yeeeeeeeep, so that was my march break.
i hope you enjoyed wasting your life reading this, as much as i enjoyed wasting my life writing it.
love,
staci
ps-
looooook! IT`S MIKE! oh man, love of my life. and then there`s graham too.