Guess who's the new Phi Mu Alpha Sweetheart!

Bill shot me in the ass with his air-pistol tonight. And then he shot be in the right boob. He claims that last one was an accident.

Lesson Learned... Spraying Bill with water doesn't make him behave like it does the bunny.

I just saw an add for a "Sailboat without the Mast." Wouldn't that be a rowboat?

In other news, I just finished off three cheeseburgers from Rally's. I had to go put PJ pants on after 2. I think I may just explode.

So, I had a good night. Bill and I went to Late Nite at the student center. It was "Lucky Late Nite" and there was free chinese food, Elvis, an oxygen bar and casino. I saw Crystal and Matt there, and I got to see the University Singers perform and then later I got to hang with Ian and Stephanie. I love seeign my friends at stuff on campus ( Read more... )

My dirty little secret is...

... I LOVE to play with tarot cards. Miss Cleo tarot cards to be exact.

What's yours?

I am one hour into my 24-hour mental breakdown and all I've done is buy a bunch of booze and drop Bill of at MU. I haven't built a fort yet, or rented movies, but I might get around to it later. One of the rules of having a mental breakdown is that you can say you're going to do things and not do them and you aren't allowed to feel guilty about it ( Read more... )

Attention all, I will be builiding a fort in my livingroom this Friday night. That's right, a livingroom fort. I think I need a good war movie to put on the TV and some more throw pillows to launch at people when they come over. Later I'll run an X-box controller into my fort and play Halo. If you would like to come play with me in my Fort of ( Read more... )

You scored as Journalism. You are an aspiring journalist, and you should major in journalism! Like me, you are passionate about writing and expressing yourself, and you want the world to understand your beliefs through writing.

Biology
100%
Dance
100%
Philosophy
100%
English
100%
Linguistics
100%
Journalism
100%
Psychology
100%
Anthropology
100%
Art
100%
Theater
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John Lytell just came in to see me at work. Well, so he was returning CDs, but still, it totally made my day because he is one of the nicest human beings to ever come down here. Joel comes in a close second, but I haven't seen him in here today. More people should come and visit me and be nice. And they should bring me food, too. Especially people ( Read more... )