Another meme.
Stolen from Laura. Because I don't post about my life anymore.
BASICS
Hi, my name is: Philosophy E. Walker.
Nickname(s): Phil, Sophy, Philo, Pippi, Mrs. Walker.
Birthday: 04/16/85.
Sign: Aries.
Gender: Female.
Heritage/Ethnicity: Whitey white whiterton. Well, technically: Irish, English, and Slovak. Lame.
Birthplace: Miami, FL.
Hometown: Many, many places.
Current location: Austintown, OH.
Marital status: Married.
Siblings: Two sisters: Tatiana, 19, and Sarah, 15.
Best friends: Many.
Pets: Two cats: Charlotte Brontë and Lenore.
APPEARANCE/LOOKS/FEATURES
Eye color: Grey?
Hair color: Light brown.
Height: 5'2''.
Shoe size: 6.5 or 7.
Pant size: Anywhere between zero and 4.
Contacts/Glasses: Glasses!
Piercings: Ears: 2 (I let the top one in my right ear close up). Nose: 1.
Tattoos: I wish.
Make-up: None. Sorry to be arrogant and all, but I'm pretty enough without it.
Best physical feature: Eyes, abs, arms.
Braces: When I was in high school. I still have a "permanent" lower retainer on my bottom teeth, but it's coming off next week!
Body type: Victorian waif.
Clothing style: Seemingly random pairings of styles and colors (yesterday, for example, I wore pink hotpants, rainbow-striped kneehighs, and a black shortsleeved shirt with a hood).
Think you're attractive: I'm not beautiful, but I'm fairly pretty.
FAVORITES
Color: PINK.
Band/Artist: Lots of 'em. I don't have favorite bands so much as I have favorite songs.
TV Show: Ever: West Wing and Buffy. Currently on: America's Next Top Model, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother.
Cereal: Captain Cruch! Also my homemade granola.
Book: The Dogs of Babel by Carolyn Parkhurst.
Magazine: Cosmo (yes, I know it's sexist, but SHUT UP, because it's sooooo hilarious to read!), Time, Newsweek, Bon Appetit.
Food: Thai food, sushi, Lebanese food, Indian food.
Drink: Coffee, tea, ice water.
Flower: Nasturtiums.
Website: Uh, my own: A New Philosophy.
Actor/Actress: Ever: Katherine Hepburn. Nowadays: Anne Hathaway and Kristin Bell.
Comedian: Lisa Lampanelli.
Shoe brand: I shop at discount and thrift stores, so I don't really care what brands I buy.
Clothing brand: '' ''
Store: See above.
Play: The Importance of Being Earnest
Cartoon character: Can Wall-E count?
Sport: To watch: hockey. To do: fishing, running, golfing (YES, they count!)
Item of clothing: My leather flats.
Quote: ""Moses' law cannot be valid simply and completely in all respects for us. We have to take into consideration the character and ways of our land when we want to make or apply laws or rules, because our rules and laws are based on the character of our land and its ways and not on those of the land of Moses, just as Moses' laws are based on the ways and character of his people and not those of ours." -Martin Luther. Yeah, bitches- MARTIN LUTHER hated fundamentalist nutcases, and so do I.
Board game: Scrabble. I've only ever lost once.
Video game: Wii Fit (Although my mom is getting that new EA Sports Active game, so that might soon replace Wii Fit in my heart...oh, I want a Wii...)
Animal: Kitties!
Subject in school: In regular high school: English (even with Mrs. Martz). At boarding school: IB Theatre, Higher Level. In college: All of my political science classes. I have no idea why I didn't major in political science. Probably because my blood pressure would have shot through the roof.
Car: I'd love a Smart Car. If I couldn't have that, I'd love a Cube.
Scent/Perfume: Um...lavender? I don't wear perfume.
Instrument: Flute (I play it!), organ (I wish I could play it!).
Music genre: Classical music.
Type of chocolate: ANYTHING. Seriously, folks, there's no such thing as bad chocolate.
Athlete: Sidney Crosby.
Hairstyle: On gals: Cute shortish cuts (think Claire's hair). On guys: either long-ish and curly, or buzzed.
FUTURE PLANS
Occupation: Writer. Oh, wait, that's what I'm doing NOW.
College: Uh...yeah. I'm officially the oldest person on livejournal.
Spouse: Okay, now I'm the oldest person on the entire internet.
Children: One child, in exactly nine years. And to everyone who gives me all that "Well, you never know what will happen, wink wink" crap, I say to you: I'm responsible about birth control, and I believe in abortion. I CAN CHOOSE WHEN I WANT A KID, YOU PRICKS. And it's gonna be a girl, because I'm going to secretly use Shettles, but I'm going to tell Adam that the strange methods we're using are just to "increase fertility." Heh. I'm so tricksy.
Their names: We've already got the girl's name: Fiona. For a guy? I like scary Old Testament names (Aram, Omri) but Adam just likes James. After his father. SHEESH.
Fraternity/Sorority: Uh, no.
City: Don't really care, as long as it's not in Ohio.
House: Eh, maybe never. We're not that keen on space. Plus, I think raising kids in apartments builds character. I was raised in apartments for most of my life, and I turned out great- right? Right?
Income: Uh, well, more than $10,000/year would be great. i'm not that picky.
Car: Haven't I already answered this question?
RANDOM
Cellphone service: T-mobile.
Job: Freelance writer / part-time fireworks company secretary
Ever been in a fight: Not in a long time.
Ever been to church: All the time!
Ever gotten surgery: Nothing other than stitches.
Ever been to a concert: Yeah.
Which one(s): MuteMath, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Allergies: Pollen, cats, shellfish (but the rash is totally worth it- I love scallops), stupid people, mosquito bites.
Fears: Oblivion (sucks to be an Episcopalian and not necessarily believe in an afterlife, doesn't it?), being alone in rooms, bugs, heights, dead things.
Are you flexible: Not physically, and not really mentally, either. I like to try new things, but I'm not good at having my plans disrupted. I have Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder, which means I want to control EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, ALL THE TIME. So when things don't go my way, I am...less than flexible, we shall say.
Are you double jointed: My elbows are!
Ever drink: Yum!
Ever smoke: I tried it once. It was a complete disaster. Yuck.
Most embarrassing moment: Laughing so hard that I peed my pants at camp when I was nine.
Ultimate pizza topping: Anything meat, and mushrooms.
What do you wear to sleep: PJs!
Are you shy: Kind of. I don't like crowds or groups of people, but I'm pretty good at one-on-one.
Bad habits: Massive sugar consumption, being controlling, crying excessively or at inappropriate moments.
Do you sing in the shower: Sometimes...
Do you eat meat: Hells yeah!
Scared of bugs: EWWWWW YES.
Fave childhood toy: Stuffed animals (cats, specifically) and Barbies.
BASICS
Hi, my name is: Philosophy E. Walker.
Nickname(s): Phil, Sophy, Philo, Pippi, Mrs. Walker.
Birthday: 04/16/85.
Sign: Aries.
Gender: Female.
Heritage/Ethnicity: Whitey white whiterton. Well, technically: Irish, English, and Slovak. Lame.
Birthplace: Miami, FL.
Hometown: Many, many places.
Current location: Austintown, OH.
Marital status: Married.
Siblings: Two sisters: Tatiana, 19, and Sarah, 15.
Best friends: Many.
Pets: Two cats: Charlotte Brontë and Lenore.
APPEARANCE/LOOKS/FEATURES
Eye color: Grey?
Hair color: Light brown.
Height: 5'2''.
Shoe size: 6.5 or 7.
Pant size: Anywhere between zero and 4.
Contacts/Glasses: Glasses!
Piercings: Ears: 2 (I let the top one in my right ear close up). Nose: 1.
Tattoos: I wish.
Make-up: None. Sorry to be arrogant and all, but I'm pretty enough without it.
Best physical feature: Eyes, abs, arms.
Braces: When I was in high school. I still have a "permanent" lower retainer on my bottom teeth, but it's coming off next week!
Body type: Victorian waif.
Clothing style: Seemingly random pairings of styles and colors (yesterday, for example, I wore pink hotpants, rainbow-striped kneehighs, and a black shortsleeved shirt with a hood).
Think you're attractive: I'm not beautiful, but I'm fairly pretty.
FAVORITES
Color: PINK.
Band/Artist: Lots of 'em. I don't have favorite bands so much as I have favorite songs.
TV Show: Ever: West Wing and Buffy. Currently on: America's Next Top Model, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother.
Cereal: Captain Cruch! Also my homemade granola.
Book: The Dogs of Babel by Carolyn Parkhurst.
Magazine: Cosmo (yes, I know it's sexist, but SHUT UP, because it's sooooo hilarious to read!), Time, Newsweek, Bon Appetit.
Food: Thai food, sushi, Lebanese food, Indian food.
Drink: Coffee, tea, ice water.
Flower: Nasturtiums.
Website: Uh, my own: A New Philosophy.
Actor/Actress: Ever: Katherine Hepburn. Nowadays: Anne Hathaway and Kristin Bell.
Comedian: Lisa Lampanelli.
Shoe brand: I shop at discount and thrift stores, so I don't really care what brands I buy.
Clothing brand: '' ''
Store: See above.
Play: The Importance of Being Earnest
Cartoon character: Can Wall-E count?
Sport: To watch: hockey. To do: fishing, running, golfing (YES, they count!)
Item of clothing: My leather flats.
Quote: ""Moses' law cannot be valid simply and completely in all respects for us. We have to take into consideration the character and ways of our land when we want to make or apply laws or rules, because our rules and laws are based on the character of our land and its ways and not on those of the land of Moses, just as Moses' laws are based on the ways and character of his people and not those of ours." -Martin Luther. Yeah, bitches- MARTIN LUTHER hated fundamentalist nutcases, and so do I.
Board game: Scrabble. I've only ever lost once.
Video game: Wii Fit (Although my mom is getting that new EA Sports Active game, so that might soon replace Wii Fit in my heart...oh, I want a Wii...)
Animal: Kitties!
Subject in school: In regular high school: English (even with Mrs. Martz). At boarding school: IB Theatre, Higher Level. In college: All of my political science classes. I have no idea why I didn't major in political science. Probably because my blood pressure would have shot through the roof.
Car: I'd love a Smart Car. If I couldn't have that, I'd love a Cube.
Scent/Perfume: Um...lavender? I don't wear perfume.
Instrument: Flute (I play it!), organ (I wish I could play it!).
Music genre: Classical music.
Type of chocolate: ANYTHING. Seriously, folks, there's no such thing as bad chocolate.
Athlete: Sidney Crosby.
Hairstyle: On gals: Cute shortish cuts (think Claire's hair). On guys: either long-ish and curly, or buzzed.
FUTURE PLANS
Occupation: Writer. Oh, wait, that's what I'm doing NOW.
College: Uh...yeah. I'm officially the oldest person on livejournal.
Spouse: Okay, now I'm the oldest person on the entire internet.
Children: One child, in exactly nine years. And to everyone who gives me all that "Well, you never know what will happen, wink wink" crap, I say to you: I'm responsible about birth control, and I believe in abortion. I CAN CHOOSE WHEN I WANT A KID, YOU PRICKS. And it's gonna be a girl, because I'm going to secretly use Shettles, but I'm going to tell Adam that the strange methods we're using are just to "increase fertility." Heh. I'm so tricksy.
Their names: We've already got the girl's name: Fiona. For a guy? I like scary Old Testament names (Aram, Omri) but Adam just likes James. After his father. SHEESH.
Fraternity/Sorority: Uh, no.
City: Don't really care, as long as it's not in Ohio.
House: Eh, maybe never. We're not that keen on space. Plus, I think raising kids in apartments builds character. I was raised in apartments for most of my life, and I turned out great- right? Right?
Income: Uh, well, more than $10,000/year would be great. i'm not that picky.
Car: Haven't I already answered this question?
RANDOM
Cellphone service: T-mobile.
Job: Freelance writer / part-time fireworks company secretary
Ever been in a fight: Not in a long time.
Ever been to church: All the time!
Ever gotten surgery: Nothing other than stitches.
Ever been to a concert: Yeah.
Which one(s): MuteMath, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Allergies: Pollen, cats, shellfish (but the rash is totally worth it- I love scallops), stupid people, mosquito bites.
Fears: Oblivion (sucks to be an Episcopalian and not necessarily believe in an afterlife, doesn't it?), being alone in rooms, bugs, heights, dead things.
Are you flexible: Not physically, and not really mentally, either. I like to try new things, but I'm not good at having my plans disrupted. I have Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder, which means I want to control EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, ALL THE TIME. So when things don't go my way, I am...less than flexible, we shall say.
Are you double jointed: My elbows are!
Ever drink: Yum!
Ever smoke: I tried it once. It was a complete disaster. Yuck.
Most embarrassing moment: Laughing so hard that I peed my pants at camp when I was nine.
Ultimate pizza topping: Anything meat, and mushrooms.
What do you wear to sleep: PJs!
Are you shy: Kind of. I don't like crowds or groups of people, but I'm pretty good at one-on-one.
Bad habits: Massive sugar consumption, being controlling, crying excessively or at inappropriate moments.
Do you sing in the shower: Sometimes...
Do you eat meat: Hells yeah!
Scared of bugs: EWWWWW YES.
Fave childhood toy: Stuffed animals (cats, specifically) and Barbies.