A strong flail attack
Fight on fearsome Magikarp!
Return when you faint.

The Land of Mordor
Black hole, singularity
Home to Mouth and Eye.

Lancelot the Bear
Slay Jareth and win Sara
Goblin King beware.

3:00 AM Haiku
Only three can I muster
The end of all things.

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Lita is pregnant.
Swarm of Kane's litter spring forth.
Scourge of the living.

Bischoff is Ric Flair
Ric Flair is Eric Bischoff.
Derek is, so gay.

I command power.
Get me a soda Nakey.
Do what you're told slave.

Reveal your secrets.
Kane wants to give birth to mold.
Heal my wounds sonny.

ok the end whoo

so I'm in computer graphics, and later I'll be at meg's house whoo! work on my Gideon v. Wainright project I hope.

BOO deviantart is bad! nobody go to it anymore they censored my comic. what is that about?

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So, Virginia Beach.
Derek, Adrian, and Joe.
Have mastered your ass.

The Haunted Funhouse.
Your "live-actors" are scary.
Hey look at the blonde.

D00d I am hungry.
Quote the Raven, nevermore.
Bacon Cheesburgers.

Roller-blading guy.
Stop and take our picture please.
Oh. great. thanks. you suck.

I can't express myself any other way.

"I'm in bed sweating."
That was on Seinfeld just now.
Eww my parents live.

Moongoose McFoley.
You are talking to me now.
But your words are gay.

Smeagol or Gollum?
Fat Hobbit is mean to both.
Precious calls to thee.

Superior Beast.
Flying Shark is the apex.
Swift and terrible.

"ugh these haikus suck"
That's what I just said to him
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So hey did you know that Hulk Hogan and Kevin Nash are going to be in the Punisher?