the story of my life. this evening.

[jude_fae]

tonight, my mom decided that she wanted to go to the store to buy lemons. but she did not want to have to change out of her pajamas to go to the store to buy said fruits, so it would be a good idea for me to go in the store to buy the lemons. so i did. i went in, picked out some lemons, threw them in a baggie, and i went to pay for them. i plunked

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[jude_fae]

no, i was not wearing a hat. but it's okay. i look like a man. and i'm okay with that.

[andrewp]

what an asshat.

[scrawnykrackah]

it's okay

when i was 6 someone approached my mom and told her i was "the prettiest girl they've ever seen"
yay for gender ambiguity