Which would I like to be?
Ninja. You can go out, do your ninjaing, be home on the weekends, sleep on your nice soft mat, get dental care, eat a balanced diet, and be able to avoid the inevitable pirate "booty call."
Plus, the pirate captain usually keeps most of the loot. A ninja is a free agent. Works for himself and reaps most of the reward.
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