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-Body: =>The Basics<=
Name: FIRST NAME APPLE, BUT USALY JUST PIE
Age: 17
Gender: MALE
Happy with it?: YES
Eye color: BLUISH GREEN...RIGHT NOW VERY GREEN
Happy with it?: SURE
If not, what would you change it to?: RED
Hair color: VERY DIRTY BLOND
Happy with it?: SURE
If not, what would you change it to?: ITS GETTING CHANGED SOON
Hair length: CUPLE IN BELOW SHOULDERS
Hair style: UNDER CUT
Have you ever dyed your hair?: LOTS
What color?: LOTS
Do you dye your hair frequently?: NOT ANY MORE
Has it ever gotten damaged?: NOT REALLY
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?: THINISH
Have you ever had lice?: NOPE
How old were you?:NOPE
Nicknames: PIE, PIELER, APPLE PIE, BLUE BERRY PIE, LIME PIE
Happy with them?: SURE
Aliases: APPLE PIE
What made you choose them?: I LIKE FOOD
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: TARESA
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?: SUE
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?: I WANT MY NANAS MADEN NAME
What heritage does your first name imply?: TO WORK WITH TILE
Middle name?: I HAVE 2
Last name?: PIE
Place of birth: NASHUA NH
Date of birth: 10/86
Nationality: NATIVE AMERICAN, ITALIAN, GERMAN,FRENCH
Were you named after anyone?: NOPE
Who?: NOPE
What side of the family does your name come from?: LAST NAME...MY DAD
Did your parents immigrate?: NOPE
How about your grandparents?: I DONT THINK SO
Your great grandparents?: MY DADS GRANDMOTHER WAS FROM CISALY..OR HOW EVER YOU SPELL IT
Farther back into your family?: SURE
Where did they emmigrate from?: HERE... GERMANY FRANCE AND ITALY
Where did they immigrate to?: MASS, NH
Skin color: WHITEISH... IF YOU COULD SEE PAST THE HAIR
=>Favorites<=
Color: ORANGE
Month: OCTOBER
Year: YOUR MOM
Decade: 40S-50S
Century: 1800?
Millenium: THIS ONE?
Animal:JAGUAR
Movie: A BUNCH BUT LABYRINTH IS UP THERE
Book: TOMANY
River: THE HUNSON
Lake: SILVER
Ocean: <---GAY
Person: I LOVE EVRYONE
Pet: TOMANY
Actor: TUNS
Actress: TO MANY HOTTIES
Celebrity: TOO MANY
Musician's: TOO MANY
Singer: SINATRA, SHAGS, ABK
Band: TOO MANY
Movie genre: HORROR AND COMIDIE
Book genre: LOTS
Play genre: GOOD ONES?
Play: DEFF HAMLETT
Musical: RENT...LOL
Poem: THE TELL TALE HEART...I GUESS
Writer: EDGER ALLAN POE
Song: FLY ME TO THE MOON-SINATRA
Sport: I DONT KNOW
Drink: ORANGE SODA
Food: TACOS
Brand of cereal: KIX, OR CHERIOS
Candy bar: MILKY WAY MIDNIGHT
CD: THE WRAITH
Director: MANY
Videogame: DYNADTY WARRIORS
Computer game: DONT KNOW
Game: WHOS IN MY MOUTH...JK...TWISTER ;)
Football team: DONT REALY HAVE ONE
Soccer team: NOPE
Tennis player: YOUR MOM
Hockey team: NOPE
Baseketball team: NOPE
Baseball team: RED COCKS
Swimmer: NOPE
Track star: JIMMY
=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?: PURPLE
Your foot?: WHITE?
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?: YEAH PEOPLE ANNOY ME
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?: ABOUT HIM DIEING YEAH
Do you chew on your homework?: LOL...YEAH
Pencils?: MOSTLY PENS
Do you read the dictionary?: SOMTIMES YEAH
Encyclopedia?: NOT REALY
Atlas?: NAW
Do you stalk anyone?: YES...YOU!!!
Does anyone stalk you?: OF COURSE... THAT SHIFTY FELLA YIMMY
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?: I WAS GOING TO BUT I GOT BORED WHEN I SAT DOWN TO START TO
Do you dust your lawn?: YUP WITH A SPECIALY MADE BROOM OUT OF YOUR MOMS NEDDEN HAIRS
Do you collect dust?: OF COURSE...WHO DOESNT...<---GAY QUESTION
Lint?: NAW
Baby teeth?: THERES ONE IN ONE OF MY DADS CLOCKS CUASE HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS SAYING THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS GUNNA TAKE IT SO I HID IT...ITS STILL THERE UNLESS HE FOUND IT
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?: I ALREADY AM ONE
Do you wish prostitution was legal?: NAW
Do you use lotion on your feet?: NOPE
Do you have problems with Canadians?: YEAH... THEIR TOO NICE
Mexicans?: NAW
Americans?: ONLY THE PRODE, ONLY WE BELONG HERE ONES
The French?: FUCK THE FRENCH...EVEN ME
The English?: THERY SOUND FUNNY.LOL
Have you ever played a kazoo?: YEAH
Have you ever shot someone?: YEAH...
Something?: PLENTY
How many pairs of underwear do you own?: I DONT FUCKING NO
Jeans?: EWW...LIKE 2
Do you eat a lot?: DUH
Do you get excited over cameras?: HAHA...IF YOU KNOW ME THEN YOU NO THATS A FUNNY QUESTION TO ASK ME
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?: ONLY YOURS ;)
Poison?: NAW
Knives?: YES
Cheese?: YES
Penguins?: THEIR COOL
Bald people?: NAW
Scrawny African children?: NAW
Midgets?: MY SISTERS ONE
Pirates?: PIRATES ARE COOL
Corny jokes?: YES
Are you a virgin?: OF COURSE
Are you a hermaphrodite?: SURE...
Do you tie string to your teeth?: NO?
Do you bite yourself?: ME AND OTHERS:)
Cut yourself?: HELL NO...AM I WEARIN A TIGHT HOODY!!??
Do you get cold sores often?: NOPE
Do you have a cold right now?: NOPE
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?: NOPE
Do you like to touch sharp objects?: YEAH
Do you have a twitching problem?: LOL... VERY MUCH SO
Are you homicidal?: NO
What do you do on the computer?: NOT MUCH
Anything your parents should know about?:NAW
Is everybody else happy with your life?: I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF THEY ARE
Do you like 100% white grape juice?: WHO DOESNT..!!!
How big is the universe?: REAL BIG?
What's the logic behind your answer?: FULL OF FAT PEOPLE...GOTTA BE BIG
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?: VARYS
What do you dream about?: I DREAM LIKE ONCE A YEAR...THAT I REMEMBER
A Vampirefreaks account?: NOPE
A Quizilla account?.NOPE
A Bzoink account?: NOPE
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?: NOPE
Are you scared of anything at all?: YEAH
Which cardinal direction do you like best?: EAST SIDE...::THROWSUP GANG SIGNS::
Do you have a life?: KINDA
Do you have a microphone on your computer?: NAW
A webcam?: NOPE
A scanner?: NOPE
A printer?: NOPE
A cordless mouse?: NOPE
Does your mouse light up?: NOPE
Are you scared of mice?: NOPE
What kind of computer do you have?: A SUCKY ONE
Were you ever physically abused?: AND MENTALY
Verbally?: YUP
Sexually?: HEHE...WASNT UNWANTED
Do you wish you were a fish?: NO
A cat?: NO
A dog?: MAYBE
Do you have a cell phone?: NO
What kind is it?: NO
Do you weasel out of things?: SOMTIMES
Do your teachers like you?: MOSTLY
Do your parents like you?: iNAW...LOL JK
Do your siblings like you?: SURE?
Does karma, if it exists, love you?: HAHA...NO
Do you enjoy school?: NO
Do you sleep under or over the covers?: BOTH... FEET MUST BE COVERD THOUGH
Do you sleep in a bed?: YEAH
Do you catch yourself floating at times?: ALL THE TIME?
Are you a packrat?: YES
Do you know HTML or CSS?: NAW
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have toched?:NO
Do you shy away from social situations?: NOPE...IM VERY SOCIAL
Are you obsessed with shiny things?: SOMTIMES
Are you at least attracted to them?: DUH
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?: YOUR MOMS NEDDEN AGAIN
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?: NO...TOO POOR
Do you label other people?: EVRY ONE DOES AT FIRST... BUT I DONT CARE WHAT YOU ARE
Are you proud?: YEAH
Do you like scrambled eggs?: SOMTIMES
=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?: SURE
Do you wet the bed?: NOPE
What age did you stop?: ?
Do you lie a lot?: NOT REALLY
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?: YEAH
Brush your hair?: IM LAZY
Do you use deoderant?: YES
Do you masturbate?: I USE TO...LOL... BUT I HAVNT IN A WILE
How often?: USE TO BE A CUPLE TIMES A WEEK AT LEAST
Are you an alcoholic?: NO
A druggie?: HELL NO
Do you drink illegally?: USE TOO
Do you wear underwear?: MOSTOF THE TIME
Do you change your underwear frequently?: YEAH
Are you a coward?: NAW
A loser?: DUH
An idiot?: YUPPERS
Are you a bad friend?: SOMTIMES.... MOSTLY A BAD BOY FRIEND...ON A COUNT A IM A FUCK UP (NOT IN A CHEATING WAY THOUGH)
Are you untrustworthy?: NO
Unreliable?: NO
Do you pick your nose?: WHEN IT ICHES
Are you imperfect?: VERY
Ugly?: I THINK SO IVE BEEN TOLD NOT THOUGH
Do you have bad hair?: I LOVE MY HAIR
Are you shallow?: ONLY BEFORE I GET TO NO THE GIRL
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you wan?: HELL NO
Do you have any /important/ talents?: NO
Do you burp often?: YEAH
Are you impolite?: NOT USALY
Disrespectful?: ILOVE RESPECT
Sadistic?: SOMTIMES
Are you a pansy?: NAW
Are you a conformist? SURE?
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?: IM A FAN OF HIM DIEING
Do you have buck teeth?: YEAH
Acne?: SOME
Mental illnesses?: BAD WITH PARRANIOA AND I THINK TO MUCH
Are you fake?: SOMTIMES
Does your breath smell?: RIGHT NOW PROBABLY
Do you have a strong body odor?: NOT USALY
Do you have bad teeth?: NOT REALY
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?: NO
A tattoo?: YEAH
Do you get bad grades?: YEAH
Are you a bad guesser?: NOT USALY
Are you bad at reading people?: NOT USALY
Are you too nice for your own good?: YEAH...
Do you give in easily?: DEPENDS
Are you stubborn?: VERY MUCH SO
Are you annoying?: MOST OF THE TIME
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?: WHO DOESNT
Is your room messy?: YEAH
Do you make fun of other people?: AND MY SELF
Do you respect your body?: SURE
Are you arrogant?: SOMTIMES... BUT WE ALL CAN BE
Do you have low self-esteem?: YEAH
Are you unique?: EVRYONE IS
Are your hands clammy?: NO
Are you short?: FOR A GUY
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?: YES...BUT NOT RELIGION
Do you believe in magic?: YEAH
True love?: YEAH
Heaven?: YEAH
Hell?: YEAH
Satan?: NOT REALY
Are you an atheist?: DEFFENITLY NOT
Agnostic?: SURE
believe in Karma?: YEAH
Immortality?: NO
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?: NO
Do you believe in life on other planets?: YEAH
Do you believe in parallel universes?: YES
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?: THATD BE COOL
Do you believe in Eternity?: NOT REALY
Do you believe in evolution?: YEAH
Do you believe in life after death?: I GUESS
What happens to us after we die?: GET EATIN BY BUGS
Do you believe in superheroes?:NAW
Do you believe in Fate?: SOMTIMES
That everything has a purpose?: YEAH
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?: YEAH...THE STUPID SHIT
Sex?: FOR THE MOST PART
Love?: SOMTIMES
Success?: NAW
Making yourself happy?: VERY MUCH SO
Making others happy?: THATS GOOD TOO
Religion?: FUCK THAT SHIT
Politics?: HELL NO
Do you believe in miracles?: SOMWHAT
Angels?: NAW
Demons?: NAW
Ghosts?: YEAH
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?: NAW...THEY JUST FIND SOMONE THEY WANNA KILL SOMUCH THEY LOVE UM
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?: YEAH
Do you believe in selfessness at all?: YEAH
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?: NOT REALLY
Do you believe that anything can happen?: YEAH
=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color: DOESNT MATTER
Hair length: WHAT EVER
Hair style: WHATEVER
Eye color: GREENISH
Skin color: DOESNT MATTER
Any makeup?: VERY LITTLE
Clothing style: NOT SUPER SLUTTY
Shy or outgoing?: BOTH
Happy or depressed?: HAPPY...DUH..
Funny or serious?: BOTH
Abusive or kind?: BOTH..;)
Respectful or perverted?: BOTHISH
Ideal height: I LIKE UM REAL SHORT
Ideal weight: NORMAL...NOT SO SKINY TRHEY LOOK SICK AND NOPT SO BIG THEY LOOK LIKE THEYD EAT ME JUST AS SOON AS LOOK AT ME
Body type: NICE LOOKING?
Artistic or athletic?: BOTH
Intellectual or unintelligent?: I LIK UM SMART BUT NOT TOO SMART
Complex or simple?: COMPLEX IS FUN
What would their hobbies be?: LOTS A STUFF
Interests?: MOSTLY ME
Obsessions: NONE
Would they hug you often?: YES
Kiss you often?: YES
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?: YES
Have you already found your ideal mate?: MAYBE
Or as close as someone can get?: YEAH
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?: I COULD CARE LESS
What will you do together?: MAKE OUR OWN LIVES
How many kids?: ONE OR TWO
What will their names be?: TOO MANY
Will you even have kids?: YEAH
If not, why?:
Will you even get married?: YEAH
If no, why?: ?
Are you taken or single?: VERY MUCH TAKEN