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[jugglates]

time to listen up motherfuckers

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1/2

[redbullrenegade]

[Oh shit.]

2/2

[redbullrenegade]

[Actually no, wait, scratch that.]

[He is LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF.]

OOOHHH, mY FUCK1NG SURPR1SE!
hAHAHAHAHAHA,
fUUUCK,
fUCK,
fUCK,
tH1S 1S PR1CELESS!
lOOK WHO'S AN ALM1GHTY 1ND1CK NOW,
hUH cHUCKLEFUCK?

[PRIVATE SO PRIVATE]

[aim_exorable]

D --> ARE YOU SUICIDAL!?

[Private]

[redbullrenegade]

aWW, wHY?
wOULD YOU M1SS ME?

[sufferrogate]

[ In all the universe, there are only three Trolls the Dolorosa would loathe to have here in Vatheon. This is one of them. Why, why? There is no doubt in her mind that this is the Grand Highblood. If it were only her here, she would avoid him like the plague, but with the children and Signless, she has to attempt something to prevent an immediate slaughter. ]

If It Would So Entertain Your Highblood I Would Offer My Assistance

[jugglates]

[ That jade. It's going to be a party. ]

. . .
ARE YOU WILLING
are you motherfucking willing
TO HELP THIS MOTHERFUCKING INDIGO
to get his murder on
HAHAHAHA
hahahaha
HAHAHAHA!!
a brother is kidding
DID YOU GET THE MOTHERFUCKING JOKE?
i'm not seeing you laugh
OPEN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LOOKSTUBS
and come entertain this brother

[sufferrogate]

Yes
I Did Understand The Joke Highblood
I Apologize That I Lack The Sense Of Humor To Laugh In Such A Way To Properly Give The Respect Your Jesting Deserves
I Further Apologize As Entertainment Is Not What I Can Provide

[jugglates]

laugh
DO WHAT I MOTHERFUCKING TELL YOU TO DO

[psiinusoiidal]

[ No, no, no, no, no. ]

Under2tood.
Thii2 2y2tem ii2 avaiilable two 2erve you, hiighblood.
De2iignatiion: Helmsman of the Battleship Condescension.
Plea2e iinput u2er iidentiity?

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[withoutasign]

NO, PSII.
NO!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO HIM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT!
I WON'T

I WON'T LET YOU!

[nope, not here]

[psiinusoiidal]

[ Sorry, bro, not responding to you. That is a terrible idea.

On the bright side, he's probably huddled up in a corner somewhere still.]

[suddenly not here either]

[withoutasign]

[If he's still curled up in a corner, he's suddenly going to have a candyblood all over him, wrapping himself around him and trembling, holding him in place while whispering "no no no" in his ear.]

[withoutasign]

[He knows that text. He knows that color, and he knows that "voice." This isn't Gamzee, this is the Grand Highblood.]

[Damn. DAMN. And everything was so peaceful and serene here.]

SO I SEE YOU'VE ARRIVED HERE WITH US.
THIS IS NOT YOUR WORLD.
YOUR EMPRESS IS NOT HERE.

DO WHAT YOU WILL, BUT LEAVE US IN PEACE.
WE ARE NOT AFRAID OF YOU ANYMORE.

filter;

[faygot]

No nO No nO No nO No.
He'lL CuLl yA.
DoN'T.

filter;

[withoutasign]

DON'T WORRY, GAMZEE.
IT WILL ALL BE OKAY.
HE'S NOT GOING TO BE CULLING ANYONE.

DON'T BE AFRAID, LITTLE ONE.
WE'LL PROTECT YOU.

[How exactly they're going to do that, he doesn't know, but details! Upset child here, must prioritize.]

filter;

[faygot]

HoW ThE MoThErFuCk iS AnY Of tHiS ShIt eVeR GoNnA Be fUcKiN Ok?!

NOT HERE

[faygot]

[ weh weh weh nope. not going to. GHB might receive a short burst of static from a sfc --that being Gamzee's when he slams it into the wall in pure shock-- but other than that nope nope nope. Hiding under his fuckin bed like a proper six year old and maybe crying for his Ol' Goat. You don't get to judge him, dad. Fuck you.]

not here

[jugglates]

[ POINTS TO EYES. ]

not here

[faygot]

[ oh hey cool, so this is what it is like to hate someone else. aweeeesome.]