[Okay, so he's never experienced Gamzee when he's off the slime, but he has experienced lapse in his text before... This can't be Gamzee--but the alternative isn't looking too good either. Considering if this is Gamzee's ancestor... He's gonna stay calm about this, best he can.. For now.]
ok wwho exactly are you youre not gam thats obvvious enough
who's this gamz i keep hearing of motherfucker I THOUGHT A BROTHER LIKE YOU WOULD GET IT IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING THINK PAN to know who this motherfucker is ARE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LOOKSTUBS OPEN tell me TELL ME who's this gamz your protein chute is saying
[Yeah he's been snooping around, he knows who you are for sure now.]
wwell you are hardly the only fuckin indigo blood there is in this fuckin bubble at least noww anywway an wwho gam is hardly fuckin concerns you but id fuckin dowwnright suggest you get your act together because this is hardly the place for any a your fuckin choice activvities nor wwill it be anythin thats fuckin tolerated
HAHAHA hahaha LISTEN TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER this motherfucker THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINKS HE KNOW TOO MOTHERFUCKING MUCH FOR HIS OWN MOTHERFUCKING GOOD brother BROTHER let me tell you a motherfucking story IF YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ANCESTOR do you DO YOU MOTHERFUCKING KNOW DUALSCAR do you know what became OF his motherfucking fate
aT F1RST 1 THOUGHT 1T WAS JUST A REGULAR SUBGUB. bUT AFTER SOME SH1T HE SA1D... yEAH. sO DON'T. jUST LET THE ANCESTORS DEAL W1TH H1M 1F SH1T GOES DOWN. yOU GOT THAT, k1D?
sister ALRIGHT SIS alright motherfucking sister NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKING COLOR do you know what it motherfucking means? MOTHERFUCKING CHANGE IT red BROWN mustard GREEN are not motherfucking mandatory CHOOSE MOTHERFUCKING CAREFULLY sister :o)
[Screw texting. The keyboard a bit much for the pirate to handle.] Not sure what marshmallows and sticks have ta do with anything, but kick back and have some drinks. This place doesn't give anyone a choice in the matter. Might as well as enjoy what ya can.
I'll pass on the school eating business. I prefer ta eat stuff I can actually fit in my mouth, ya know? Seems like you're the one needing to learn something.
. . . . . . MOTHERFUCKER what the fuck ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING MENTALLY DEFUNCT is your motherfucking think pan all twisted I MOTHERFUCKING SAID a motherfucker said YOU NEED TO BE MOTHERFUCKING SCHOOLED
[The prince stares at the screen for a long moment, and he does not like what he sees at all. Not at all. However, using the method he is most comfortable with, he addresses the troll evenly.]
WHAT DO YOU MOTHERFUCKING THINK being motherfucking brought here AGAINST THE MOTHERFUCKER'S WILL what do you think brother... DO YOU THINK A MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS HELP IN FINDING WHERE THE FUCK HE IS take a wild guess
Please, there is no need to speak so coarsely... I will give you the aid you require.
[He pauses, and interestingly enough, it is not with unease. He has certainly faced his share of villains before, and he will not lose his royal composure over rough words.]
You are in Vatheon. It is a city beneath a sea, where many people from many lands have been... brought together. The way to return has not yet been found, but of course, we continue to search.
WHY WOULD YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE BROTHER isn't this place THIS MOTHERFUCKING HIVESTEM a place of motherfucking beauty AND MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES you tell me motherfucker WHY YOU WOULD LIKE TO MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE
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ok wwho exactly are you
youre not gam thats obvvious enough
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who's this gamz i keep hearing of motherfucker
I THOUGHT A BROTHER LIKE YOU WOULD GET IT IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING THINK PAN
to know who this motherfucker is
ARE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LOOKSTUBS OPEN
tell me
TELL ME
who's this gamz your protein chute is saying
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wwell you are hardly the only fuckin indigo blood there is in this fuckin bubble
at least noww anywway
an wwho gam is hardly fuckin concerns you
but id fuckin dowwnright suggest you get your act together because this is hardly the place for any a your fuckin choice activvities
nor wwill it be anythin thats fuckin tolerated
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hahaha
LISTEN TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER
this motherfucker
THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINKS HE KNOW TOO MOTHERFUCKING MUCH FOR HIS OWN MOTHERFUCKING GOOD
brother
BROTHER
let me tell you a motherfucking story
IF YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ANCESTOR
do you
DO YOU MOTHERFUCKING KNOW DUALSCAR
do you know what became OF his motherfucking fate
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Well it's this guy. Hm. Hm hm hm. How to approach this....
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i can!
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yOU WON'T.
sTOP TALK1NG TO TH1S PERSON.
tH1S 1S SOMEONE THAT MADE ME ACT THE WAY 1 D1D TOWARDS gAMZEE.
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thats really him?
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bUT AFTER SOME SH1T HE SA1D...
yEAH.
sO DON'T.
jUST LET THE ANCESTORS DEAL W1TH H1M 1F SH1T GOES DOWN.
yOU GOT THAT, k1D?
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Getting any mix of harsh and rage involved isn't going to help you *or* convince anyone to help you. You should at least go find a towel first.
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YEAH BROTHER I CAN GET A MOTHERFUCKING TOWEL
but
BUT
you
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
that motherfucking color
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And I'm not a brother, either, I'm a sister.
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ALRIGHT SIS
alright motherfucking sister
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKING COLOR
do you know what it motherfucking means?
MOTHERFUCKING CHANGE IT
red
BROWN
mustard
GREEN
are not motherfucking mandatory
CHOOSE MOTHERFUCKING CAREFULLY
sister
:o)
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Not sure what marshmallows and sticks have ta do with anything, but kick back and have some drinks. This place doesn't give anyone a choice in the matter. Might as well as enjoy what ya can.
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and motherfucking necks
GET SCHOOLFED MOTHERFUCKER
might motherfucking learn something
:o)
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. . .
. . .
MOTHERFUCKER
what the fuck
ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING MENTALLY DEFUNCT
is your motherfucking think pan all twisted
I MOTHERFUCKING SAID
a motherfucker said
YOU NEED TO BE MOTHERFUCKING SCHOOLED
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What kind of help do you wish for?
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being motherfucking brought here
AGAINST THE MOTHERFUCKER'S WILL
what do you think brother...
DO YOU THINK A MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS HELP IN FINDING WHERE THE FUCK HE IS
take a wild guess
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[He pauses, and interestingly enough, it is not with unease. He has certainly faced his share of villains before, and he will not lose his royal composure over rough words.]
You are in Vatheon. It is a city beneath a sea, where many people from many lands have been... brought together. The way to return has not yet been found, but of course, we continue to search.
[Merely for the record, he adds.]
Any help in that search is appreciated.
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isn't this place
THIS MOTHERFUCKING HIVESTEM
a place of motherfucking beauty
AND MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES
you tell me motherfucker
WHY YOU WOULD LIKE TO MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE
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