everything behind the cut is from a Scott Adams blog (if you don't know who he is, don't ask me. I'm not interested in your heathen questions). Many funny things are in his blog (such as the comment about steroid bodybuilders being able to eat cars and then poop them 5 miles into mountains) but since I have a special relationship with spam, I felt ( Read more... )

The first in a series of interesting tidbits that most men know, that most women don't.

* The pinkie finger is very good at lifting the scrotum up to allow rinsing of the soap during a shower.

I got a great idea for a way to subvert christianity. The bible is in the public domain, yes? Thus, any derivative works can be freely copyrighted ( Read more... )

allllrighty, just got back from a TFCD pron shoot for a super hot asian grrlie ajr51594 used to hang out with. She never told me this girl was so HAWT ( Read more... )

funny things happen when you replace "wand" with "wang" in the harry potter books, as some guy's blog was kind enough to point out.

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at least 15 hours of sleep. go me!

Almost makes me sorry that we didn't subscribe to showtime for it, but I wouldn't want to watch them out of order.
Possible must-purchase on DVD (as opposed to Day Break, which is a definite must-purchase on DVD)

Was in SF last night for New Years. Walked by a table of 2 couples smoking cigars outside at a restaraunt. Held breath. Got some smoke anyway. bleh ( Read more... )

seriously, lots of these lines sound pretty familiar (the girlfriend version, that is)
http://www.irishbroadband.ie/boyfriendinabox/main.html

nothing the boyfriend says sounds familiar. i guess i suck.