Why do we drink whiskey to keep warm, then put some ice in it to keep it cool; put some sugar in it to make it sweet, and then put a slice of lemon in it to make it sour. Then we say “Here is to you” and drink it ourselves?

On the topic of reality and truth ( Read more... )

When in my greedy grasp a drink is secured ( Read more... )

Did you ever watch 'Behind the Music' and think “That’s really not that much alcohol.”? Or perhaps you’ve apologized to people you don’t remember meeting for things you don’t remember doing in places you don’t remember going? Or possibly instead of “Good morning,” the first words out of your mouth are “Have you seen my trousers?” Anyway, I'm ( Read more... )

There's a guy- I don't know if you've heard about this guy, he's been on the news a lot lately. There's a guy- he's English, I don't think we should hold that against him, but apparently this is just his life's dream because he is going from country to country. He has a senate hearing in this country coming up in a couple of weeks. And this is what ( Read more... )

Why do I bother? In my life why do I give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or die ? 'And I find I kind of funny, and I find it kind of sad, that the dreams in which I’m dying, are the best I’ve ever had. I find it hard to tell you, and I find it hard to take.

All these children/people/adults I meet, waiting for the day they feel

I was thinking how man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is. And what is it that I am ? A liar, I'll hide behind a smile and understanding eyes, and I'll tell you things that you already know ( Read more... )

It's all in God's hands now, all I can do is wait ( Read more... )

I drink because people keep hassling me about my drinking.

How many of you........

have passed out twice in one day?

the first thing you look at on a wine label is alcohol content?

drink to forget about all the embarrassing things you did when you were drunk?

Gil: You drink to much. When are you ever gonna get your life together?
Shai: Listen Gil, I only drink during celebrations.
Gil: You drink more than that?!?!
Shai: Well, I'm the kind of optimist who likes to think everyday is a celebration.