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[juice1]

I am busy writing a personal statement for teacher training and was about to write:

"Since moving to Edinburgh I have involved myself in many extra curricular activities, both at University and outside of the academic arenaThen I realised this would make me sound like A MASSIVE TWAT

Comments

[cheekbones3]

Job writing = Twattish writing. You may have to get used to it :(

[juice1]

My new fave line is "...liaising with third parties...".

I got rid of the word arena, mind.

[bassresistance]

Don't worry, ALL personal statements make you sound like a massive twat.

[juice1]

I just want to write "am dead good, me" and be done with it!

[lhazzie]

I ALWAYS WANT TO DO THIS!

Sometimes I wish I could have an interview for a job I didn't want (or, you know, need), and try just saying all the daft things I think. Like,
Interviewer: "Can you tell us why you think you'd be good at this good?"
Me: "Because I'm brilliant. At everything. I'm probably better than you, in fact."

[juice1]

I'm probably better than you, in fact.
lol

[kvlt_kitty]

The phrase "academic arena" just makes me think of representatives of different schools of thought facing off in gladiatorial knife fights to the death, watched by cheering undergraduates.

[juice1]

I wish this happened.

[juice1]

Haha.

the fast lane to success on the motorway of life

Shelf stacker today, team leader tomorrow?