Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked ( Read more... )

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

Osama bin Laden
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Scientologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The New York Yankees
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Saddam Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Uday Hussein, Qusay ( Read more... )

Half a fifth of Jack Daniel's............$20

A triple cheeseburger and large fry from hot 'N now..............$4

Waking up in a strange apartment really hung over and by yourself with some playboy magazines as your blanket.......................................Priceless

Marge: "Quick someone perform CPR!"

Homer: "I see a bad moon risin.."

Marge: "That's CCR!"

"I didn't eat a ribwich today! I'm getting the shakes, and I'm getting the fries."

- Homer Simpson

I just have to say my qoute of the day for all of you to read said by Ashley Eckhout:

"Alright you go and I'll come."

Thank you, i'm done.

*curses*

.[10 Bands You Love]..(im including music groups ( Read more... )

Justin Mayer Delisi's Aliases

Your movie star name: Cheez-its Gilles

Your fashion designer name is Justin Prague

Your socialite name is Bustin New Orleans

Your fly girl / guy name is J Del

Your detective name is Dog Utica

Your barfly name is Sun Chips Guiness

Your soap opera name is Mayer Greenview

Your rock star name is Twizzler Jet
Your ( Read more... )

So yesterday my favorite comedian Mitch Hedburg died at 37 years old. It's so sad because he was so fucking hilarious. His heart just stopped, probably caused by drugs cuz I know he was a pretty big drug and alcohol user. Sigh... I guess that's what happens when you do stupid stuff. I will leave you with my favorite joke by him and maybe it'll make ( Read more... )