"Eight year-olds, dude"

I had this terrible nitemare that Dick Cheney was yelling at me. His face was all red and he kept spitting on me when he talked.

Well, the anticipated results are in for this semester ( Read more... )

I rented The Postman Always Rings Twice last night expecting it to be some classic movie about a postman who always rings twice ( Read more... )

There is a tactic in the world of accounting known as "establishing the veil". It applies when your accountant helps separate you from your assets on the books so that if the repo man knocks on your door one day, he won't have much to take ( Read more... )

I'm going on an overnight drunk
with Marlboro reds
and Leonard Cohen
and the brisk fall breeze in my hair

And then...
I will make peace with the world
and myself

I can scare myself very easily and for no good reason ( Read more... )

I recently bought a copy of a game for the Nintendo Gamecube that wasn't up to my standards. I tried to return this shitty game for something at the same price but I was told that I could ONLY exchange it for a copy of the same merch since I'd already broke the shrinkwrap ( Read more... )

OH, by the way ( Read more... )

Am I the only one that is frightened by recent pictures of Bob Dylan in that scary little cowboy hat? I think that they just try to take bad pictures of him. You know, like when they show Cameron Diaz on the cover of The Weekly World News in a bikini and her ass looks like cottage cheese ( Read more... )