Tomorrow Ash and I officially will have our apartment in Columbus, and she and I will be driving down there with 2 carloads of our crap. I have been looking at all of the stuff I have in my room and I have decided that I have way too much stuff. Well, I have way too much stuff for one room. Spread it out over an apartment and it probably won't look ( Read more... )

This weekend was so crazy. I have a story to tell, but I'm too lazy to type it right now. But it involves police and I did not tell my parents about it. It's just a story they don't need to know. Before you ask, no, I didn't do anything wrong and I didn't get arrested. But it was fucked up, and that's all I'm going to say right now ( Read more... )

So I had a talk with my boss at work and it wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be. I decided not to be a complete bitch and yell, so I was very calm and I tried not to be super mean. It was more constructive criticism than anything else. I just couldn't be horribly mean. I can't help it, my parents raised me to be a good person. Dammit. Still ( Read more... )

Shit is going down at work now, and since I only have 2 weeks left there I'm about to get all up in the middle of it. Because I have nothing to lose at this point. Depending on what happens tomorrow, I could be jobless sooner than I thought.

This is going to be fun. :-D

Yeah that's right, I'm drunk right now, wanna make something of it? (Don't tell my mom I'm drunk, she'd be really pissed at me for driving home this way.) I went bowling tonight and my friend who used to be my best friend came and I drank more than I should for what little I ate today and I am sooooo feeling the alcohol. You should see how many ( Read more... )

Saturday I went to BG and got drunk with my sister and ate at Big Boy at 3 a.m. And it was sooooo much fun, it kind of made me miss BG a little bit. Although I was the oldest person at the party we went to. Everybody there was age 23 or under, except me. Good thing I look younger than I am, nobody could tell I'm 4 years away from 30 and was at a ( Read more... )

OK, you know that Burger King commercial where there's a cowboy riding a giant chicken? And there's that stupid guy singing "Big Buckin' Chicken, you are big and you are chicken"? They play that commercial a lot. And every time he sings the song, I always want to say "Big Fuckin' Chicken". I can't watch that commercial without thinking that ( Read more... )

Yeah, I watched the Oscars last night. I didn't see any of the movies so I didn't really care who won, but there was nothing else on and it's fun to see what people are wearing.

But here we go, the best Oscar moment in all 78 years of the awards show is this:

THE OSCAR FOR BEST SONG FROM A FILM GOES TO "IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP"!!!!They ( Read more... )

The most important thing I learned from Style Network this week:

TEETH ARE THE NEW EYEBROWS

So saith Kyan from Queer Eye. Amen.

It's my birthday today. I am 26. And I'm very bored because nobody is home right now and I have no plans for my birthday. I did go get my license plates renewed. And oddly enough, my ex-boyfriend was the first one to wish me a happy birthday today.