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I went out dancing for one night and now my hips hurt. Not one hip, both hips. This is how you tell you're getting old. It's time to go get a hip replacement. Call me Jessica Geriatric. If only I had kids, then they could put me in a nursing home.

I'm tired of having boobs. They serve no purpose. I'm never having kids. I don't need them. All they do is hang there all day being unproductive. You have to make sure they look good. They can't be too droopy or too high. They can't be uneven or overflowing from the bra. You have to worry if they're gi-normous or microscopic. I'm sick and ( Read more... )

From cigamerisedi. Go to your iTunes/media player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question ( Read more... )

1. What time did you get up this morning? 10:00 am ( Read more... )

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

But I've pooped four times today. I feel like the pooping woman. Good thing I've been pooping in the designated pooping area. This menstrating and leg shaving once a month is getting on my nerves. I wish I were going through menopause, then I would never have to menstrate again. I would have to shave my legs more often though. Once my ability ( Read more... )

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

Everyone in the world thinks that I'm either a lesbian or a-sexual. Whoops my bad for not being a relationship drivin person or a girly girl. Aparently being self-sufficent and not a whore catergorizes you as being non-normal. Perhaps it's that I prefer to be alone rather than waste my time getting emotionally attached to someone who is sub-par ( Read more... )