get away from the coffee before i eat you.

[jujibean]

why are these fuckwits having a meeting in the common area.... right in front of my desk. cant i work in peace, without having to hear all of your business?! i havent had my coffee yet... and you're all standing right in front of it. v_v

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[retrokittymeow]

Yes, it is too early to freak out. Follow-up email FTW!

Were the people in the hallway bosses? If not, you should do what I do. Turn your speakers up so you can't hear them anymore. They'll get the hint and go away.

You should get a little lock box and put it in a desk drawer.

[jujibean]

my friend kelly who also applied estimates he'll be calling people on wednesday. bc monday is busy, and tuesday is for catching up on monday stuff. haha.
today's almost gone, and no call. if theres no call by tomorrow i will get worried!

...
also, there are about 3 conversations being had by 7 people right..around..my...desk. right now. im going to eat them! hahaha. erg. but i dont mind, because 2 of them are really hot, and night now im imagining having sex with him. heheheheheheheh. *cough*

[retrokittymeow]

That's funny that you were thinking that about some of the people who were talking. Today at lunch, everyone at the table was talking about details of this website that should be created where ppl can sign up for it, and its a database of people who just want fuck buddies. They're going on about all the different categories that it should have, and I'm listening, all amused (but not at all interested in signing up), then they turn to me and say "Hey Colleen, you know you're building this site for us, right?" O__o

That shit is so not happening.

[fallonmay]

::feeds coffee::

That's every day in my office. I'm on the phone with a customer, LOUD CONVERSATIONS RIGHT BEHIND ME.

"Fuck this...::laughs raucously:: BITCH I'LL KILL YOU!"

::customer is traumatized::

[fallonmay]

Also, HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

[jujibean]

hehe thanks love! :D