www.teamamerica.com

Again, you MUST watch this movie. Here's a clip from the movie.

http://www.latinoreview.com/films_2004/paramount/teamamerica/kimclip2.html

Either you get it, or you don't.

My downstairs neighbor has a huge window into his kitchen - from floor to ceiling. He's got blinds, but I don't think he knows how they work because I saw him cooking butt nekkid at the stove. Ouch? Ew? Scarily enough, when I came back about two hours later from dinner, he was STILL butt nekkid in the kitchen, but according to Chris, he was ( Read more... )

http://www.shaunofthedeadmovie.com/splash.html

Watch this movie. Fucking funniest zombie movie EVER.

We're consolidating offices and my boss is giving me the TV that's on this side of the office. At first i thought she was talking about the 13 inch one in my office and I thought, Gosh that's nice. Then I realized she was talking about the one in the conference room. HOLY FUCK. It is almost 5 feet tall (up to my chin at least) and 5 feet wide. ( Read more... )

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Does anyone know where you can get prescription contacts online without having to fax in your Rx? Mine just ran out and I don't get vision covered at work. I'm thisclose to being fucking blind and it is not cool, yo.

OK, a little explanation is in order. Chris started a Fantasy Football League and he named it Spaced Raiders. (ie Raiders from outer space, or space pirates) - i decided that he needed a mascot. I spent like an hour doing this at work (hello, i am so not artistically inclined!) and here was the results...


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Last night I had a dream that I was driving my mom's old white Camry which had the worst brakes in the world. I was trying to stomp on the brakes, but the car kept on rolling down the hill. I woke up because Chris was stomping on my foot. Turns out I thought HIS foot was the brake pedal and I was repeatedly stomping on it to make the car stop. He ( Read more... )

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Man trying to lose 800 pounds ( Read more... )