Dear Middle Age Male Coworkers,

[jujuyy]

NO, you are not being discreet.  Even if you do have the courtesy to put your hand in your pocket instead of dropping your pants.  We can all still see that you are scratching your balls.  Does it feel better to have the gentle cotton of your khakis wrapped around your weathered fingers as they briskly stroke your testicles?  May I offer you a

Comments

[coleoptera]

They have the nerve to claim that they don't even realize they're doing it. Bullshit.

[blackbox42]

I can honestly say I routinely absentmindedly ajust myself.

[billings]

It's usually not so much a scratch as an adjustment.

[digital_whim]

If it itches...im gonna scratch it.

[gt6081a]

Women are so ignorant when it comes to balls, it's cute <3

[jujuyy]

i am certain that i've handled more balls in my days then you have. and please do digress on this magic knowledge you have over females about balls.

[gt6081a]

I am sure you have handled more balls, but that does not mean 1) you know what having balls is like or 2) You know how they need to be adjusted and maintained in normal day-to-day life.

[gt6081a]

And for the record, no, I don't think it is acceptable to adjust yourself in front of someone.