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[jukeb0xhero]

coconut = tasty beyond words

Comments

[vendetta_awry]

man... coconut sucks.

like, hard.

[snogrog]

hhahaha

coconuts are...

[zachboredhead]

deli-c-ious.

[cptnjacksparr0w]

Savannah = foXXXy beyond words

[sonofhealfdane]

Whoa thar. This is the coconut of the hard-won, chopped-your-way-through-dense-husk-to-get-it variety, not the dodgy stuff that comes in bags, innit?

[thirty5percent]

Coconut is derived from the Greek word "nut" and the ancient Egyptian word "Colby". In 1352 AD, the Vikings...then known as the "Hell Raising Terrorizing Mother Fuckers from Hell" (or so their leather jackets use to read)...used the term to describe a "handsome fellow with a nice sack of nuts". These nuts, in those days, could have been peanuts, almonds...uh...raisins...and cornbread. They could also be testicles…but that was mainly used by the tribe’s sexually tense medicine woman with crabs. So, in conclusion…um…just so you all know, and I don’t get some stupid comment about how all my dates and names and even types of nuts are wrong…I’m joking. In conclusion, good luck on your midterms everybody! Hehe!