bigtommdogg: you'll have much trouble dissociating sex and emotions
bigtommdogg: almost impossible
CalQ8ngDnsrGrl: oh, whores do it all the time
bigtommdogg: but how easy is it to be a whore
CalQ8ngDnsrGrl: hahaha
CalQ8ngDnsrGrl: you should quote that
bigtommdogg: ok

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If you have mandu, and you don't tell me, or you don't want to share, or whatever your excuse is for me not getting some, I hate you. No forgiving. I'm generally a pretty forgiving guy, but this is beyond belief. If I had some ethnic food you liked (hot dogs maybe?, what the hell kind of ethnic food do I have), I'd share. If I knew you loved it, I' ( Read more... )

I feel grown up today ( Read more... )

I lacked a fork, so I just shoved my face in a gigantic bowl of spaghetti, realizing when I finished that I had just completed one of my life's goals.

I love Summer.

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I think the briefer I keep this entry, the more absurd my weekend will seem, so here goes ( Read more... )

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I just struck gold. I found my mom's dictionary of euphemisms. Behold ( Read more... )