I just found out that while transporting my mom to the hospital to deliver my sister, while she was nearly ready to go into labor, my dad stopped to get a hamburger. Furthermore, there is evidence to suggest that he ate the burger before he got back in the car. My dad's response to this-- "I'd been through this before. I didn't want to get hungry ( Read more... )

Has anyone else ever confused Rob Lowe and George Stephanopoulos? Tell me I'm not the only one. Come on, they're the same person. Stephanopoulos was obviously Benjamin from Wayne's World, and Lowe clearly served as Clinton's key White House staffer. I'm not crazy. They're the same person. Lowe is even on the cast of the West Wing--proof that he ( Read more... )

"The filibuster occurs more frequently because it is now easier to stage one. Often it consists not of a senator's making a long speech but of endless requests for the clerk to call the roll...Opponents of the filibuster would bring cots and blankets to the Senate so that they could sleep and eat there, ready to take the floor the moment the ( Read more... )

This is the first today in four years I haven't had a slice of the pizza pie in Ms. Grande's room, followed by me and several others making up some craptastic fact about pi. I think the best ever was "pi backwards is ip."

ImGoinSupersonic: i think the difference is that our balls are brightly colored

Is anyone going to see Guys vs. Dolls on Saturday?

If anyone would be so obliged, could you tell me what all the assignments are for this Winter? Particularly in English, because I'm not sure if we have an assignment. I don't think we do, but I could have forgotten.

I think the DNA gun is quite possibly one of the coolest tools of biotechnology ever invented. It fires DNA coated bullets at stuff. I attempted to draw this for the reader's delight but failed.

I find humor in the little things ( Read more... )

I went to a laundromat for the very first time yesterday. I had some bed spreads that didn't fit in my washing machine at home. I felt out of place for the first three or so minutes until I realized that laundromats are the greatest places in the world. Where have they been all my life? You get the excitement of putting coins in slots combined with ( Read more... )