funny you wrote about this, cause today i just found my first letter to your sister from college, you might enjoy it.
dear elise, i just wanted to write you and tell you how much i like you and how hot i think you are. let me just get one thing straight right off the bat, if you ever hang up on me, you'll never see me again. if we ever get to sleep together i like to play a game to see who can fall asleep first, and if you fall asleep first i'll keep waking you up until i win. I hate foreheads. if you're mine no one else can see you, if i ever see you in sweats i'll pretend i don't know you until you change. and after i first saw you i turned to my friends and made an obscene gesture. i just had to confess that. anyway just wanted to lay down a few boundaries before you "take the plunge" with me in a dating relationship. keith krepcho (esquire)
p.s. (CENSORED)
anyway, look what happened after this letter. we're married.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH my husband is hilarious! but i do apologize on his behalf and thank you for what you said about us in this entry. it really does mean a whole lot. i love you, darling...are there some boy troubles afoot?
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dear elise,
i just wanted to write you and tell you how much i like you and how hot i think you are. let me just get one thing straight right off the bat, if you ever hang up on me, you'll never see me again. if we ever get to sleep together i like to play a game to see who can fall asleep first, and if you fall asleep first i'll keep waking you up until i win. I hate foreheads. if you're mine no one else can see you, if i ever see you in sweats i'll pretend i don't know you until you change. and after i first saw you i turned to my friends and made an obscene gesture. i just had to confess that. anyway just wanted to lay down a few boundaries before you "take the plunge" with me in a dating relationship.
keith krepcho (esquire)
p.s. (CENSORED)
anyway, look what happened after this letter. we're married.
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