identity crisis (meme)
took this from miss ladii_chocolate's journal, and was fairly surprised by the results.
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is. i have one in the trunk of my car~!!
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 4
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year. i did, back in college.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love backyard barbie. i love grilled meats...
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. even in front of the boss!!! DX
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total: 5
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. i thank josh groban and andrea bocelli for that~!!
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10"
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have blonde hair. i did, back in college... bleached the crap out of it~!!
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair. ((Only when it isn't permed, but I really hate that word.))
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 5
Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot. i prefer noodles. noodles are yum.
[ ] You are good at math. i can't say i'm good at it, though i did pass my AP calc exams in high school and never had to take a single math course in college...
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. what the bloody hell is baulko?!!
Total: 5
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. heck, i think ALL chocolate is good, except for dark. too bitter.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2" [Ha! 5'3" baby!]
Total: 4
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. but not in the canadian way... i usually say 'eh?' as a question...
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
Total: 1
apparently i'm not as asian or as american as i should be.
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is. i have one in the trunk of my car~!!
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 4
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year. i did, back in college.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love backyard barbie. i love grilled meats...
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. even in front of the boss!!! DX
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total: 5
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. i thank josh groban and andrea bocelli for that~!!
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10"
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have blonde hair. i did, back in college... bleached the crap out of it~!!
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair. ((Only when it isn't permed, but I really hate that word.))
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 5
Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot. i prefer noodles. noodles are yum.
[ ] You are good at math. i can't say i'm good at it, though i did pass my AP calc exams in high school and never had to take a single math course in college...
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. what the bloody hell is baulko?!!
Total: 5
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. heck, i think ALL chocolate is good, except for dark. too bitter.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2" [Ha! 5'3" baby!]
Total: 4
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. but not in the canadian way... i usually say 'eh?' as a question...
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
Total: 1
apparently i'm not as asian or as american as i should be.