Potatoes and YunJae Chapter 2
Chapter 2
"Wow, you really went and bought five crates of potatoes.”
Jaejoong blinks at Yunho.
“What Changmin wants, Changmin gets,” Jaejoong says grumpily. Now, there’s no way he can buy that placenta essence hand cream on sale. Unless of course..
“Yunho-yah.”Jaejoong pouts, a grin carved onto his smooth face.
“O-oh, Yunho, you’re in trouble,” Junsu squeals in glee as he makes his way to the kitchen counter, staring at the five crates of potatoes.
“What do you want this time that poor Yunnie has to get for you, Jaejoongie?”Yoochun asks with almost as much glee, staring at Junsu who is staring at the crates of potatoes.
Yunho rolls his eyes and turns expectantly to Jaejoong who pouts some more for good measure, cheeks flushed this time and an even wider grin.
“Come on, let’s go,” Jaejoong finishes with a sigh, rolling his eyes, watching with fondness as Yoochun and Junsu clutch at each other, laughing and giggling.
Jaejoong tugs on Yunho’s arm.
“But you just came back from buying those potatoes, right? Can’t we go tomorrow?”
“Yeah, but I need my placenta essence hand cream, okay?” Jaejoong tugs harder.
Changmin chooses that exact moment to walk into the kitchen and raises an eyebrow at laughing and gasping-for-air Yoochun and Junsu, and Jaejoong tugging on a very obvious reluctant-looking Yunho.
“Why would you need an internal organ that nourishes the fetus in the womb, on your stupid face? Can’t you use normal skincare like everyone else? Oh wait, you are not normal, you freaky placenta user.” Changmin demands and smirks at the same time.
“I- I-” Jaejoong stutters, his pouting face switching gears to scowling face and he just ends up looking like a very, very cute poodle trying to look like a Mastiff. “I- Yunho!”
“What!”
“Help me rip a new asshole on smarty-pants face and I’ll cook you your favourite dish tonight.”
“….”
The silence in the kitchen is interspersed with the guffaws of YooSu trembling in each others arms with laughter, Jaejoong making goo-goo eyes and pouting face at a blushing Yunho, while Changmin stands there with his left eye twitching, counting silently to one-hundred and wishing he had splurged on the two-room apartment instead of staying in a house with a loony gay couple and a loony not-yet-a-couple-who-likes-to-think-they’re straight-but-they’re-actually-just-gay-for-each-other-and-practically-a-couple-just-without-the-official-title.Damn, he has got to learn how to hyphenate properly.
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“Hey, JaeJae..why don’t you just make your own potato lotion or cream or whatever. I’m sure there are tons of homemade lotion recipes online that you can find and you’ll be just fine.”
“You have one crate of potatoes to yourself, remember? Even if it turns out bad, you can always use it for your curry or something.”
“I’m not eating any fail mashed potatoes mixed with chicken and placenta, thank you.”
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“Is it supposed to be this lumpy?”
“Go play with Junsu,”Jaejoong narrows his eyes at Yoochun and continues stirring the lumpy mixture in the pot.
“He’s playing video games with Changmin and I’m not getting involved with those two.” The soulmates spent a moment in silence contemplating the now frothing and boiling pot.
“Is it supposed to be this colour?”
“Hmmm…the website said it should turn out to be a clear liquid after the half-hour mark.”
“How come you talk so nicely to Yunho all soft and sweet and order me around like nobody’s business?”demands a put-off Yoochun.
Yunho stirs the very bright yellow, very lumpy mixture with a small smile as Jaejoong chases Yoochun out of the kitchen with a spatula smeared with placenta.
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Lame update is lame. =|
I know it's just a filler and it's really bad and I'm not at all happy with this update, what with almost non-existent YunJae and just some lame lines about potatoes.
*bricks self with potatoes mixed with placenta* ewwwwwwwwwwww....
Excuses are excuses...my crack!muse ran away and I don't know how to bridge making fail!potato-cream to straight(?)YunJae eating weird potatoes then making them gay and bald...at the same time....and so on and so forth *____*
did i just give away the whole story line? /facepalms
So updates will be really slo0o0o0o0w...i have a cousin's wedding next week so yeah..busy busy..^^
"Wow, you really went and bought five crates of potatoes.”
Jaejoong blinks at Yunho.
“What Changmin wants, Changmin gets,” Jaejoong says grumpily. Now, there’s no way he can buy that placenta essence hand cream on sale. Unless of course..
“Yunho-yah.”Jaejoong pouts, a grin carved onto his smooth face.
“O-oh, Yunho, you’re in trouble,” Junsu squeals in glee as he makes his way to the kitchen counter, staring at the five crates of potatoes.
“What do you want this time that poor Yunnie has to get for you, Jaejoongie?”Yoochun asks with almost as much glee, staring at Junsu who is staring at the crates of potatoes.
Yunho rolls his eyes and turns expectantly to Jaejoong who pouts some more for good measure, cheeks flushed this time and an even wider grin.
“Come on, let’s go,” Jaejoong finishes with a sigh, rolling his eyes, watching with fondness as Yoochun and Junsu clutch at each other, laughing and giggling.
Jaejoong tugs on Yunho’s arm.
“But you just came back from buying those potatoes, right? Can’t we go tomorrow?”
“Yeah, but I need my placenta essence hand cream, okay?” Jaejoong tugs harder.
Changmin chooses that exact moment to walk into the kitchen and raises an eyebrow at laughing and gasping-for-air Yoochun and Junsu, and Jaejoong tugging on a very obvious reluctant-looking Yunho.
“Why would you need an internal organ that nourishes the fetus in the womb, on your stupid face? Can’t you use normal skincare like everyone else? Oh wait, you are not normal, you freaky placenta user.” Changmin demands and smirks at the same time.
“I- I-” Jaejoong stutters, his pouting face switching gears to scowling face and he just ends up looking like a very, very cute poodle trying to look like a Mastiff. “I- Yunho!”
“What!”
“Help me rip a new asshole on smarty-pants face and I’ll cook you your favourite dish tonight.”
“….”
The silence in the kitchen is interspersed with the guffaws of YooSu trembling in each others arms with laughter, Jaejoong making goo-goo eyes and pouting face at a blushing Yunho, while Changmin stands there with his left eye twitching, counting silently to one-hundred and wishing he had splurged on the two-room apartment instead of staying in a house with a loony gay couple and a loony not-yet-a-couple-who-likes-to-think-they’re straight-but-they’re-actually-just-gay-for-each-other-and-practically-a-couple-just-without-the-official-title.Damn, he has got to learn how to hyphenate properly.
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“Hey, JaeJae..why don’t you just make your own potato lotion or cream or whatever. I’m sure there are tons of homemade lotion recipes online that you can find and you’ll be just fine.”
“You have one crate of potatoes to yourself, remember? Even if it turns out bad, you can always use it for your curry or something.”
“I’m not eating any fail mashed potatoes mixed with chicken and placenta, thank you.”
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“Is it supposed to be this lumpy?”
“Go play with Junsu,”Jaejoong narrows his eyes at Yoochun and continues stirring the lumpy mixture in the pot.
“He’s playing video games with Changmin and I’m not getting involved with those two.” The soulmates spent a moment in silence contemplating the now frothing and boiling pot.
“Is it supposed to be this colour?”
“Hmmm…the website said it should turn out to be a clear liquid after the half-hour mark.”
“How come you talk so nicely to Yunho all soft and sweet and order me around like nobody’s business?”demands a put-off Yoochun.
Yunho stirs the very bright yellow, very lumpy mixture with a small smile as Jaejoong chases Yoochun out of the kitchen with a spatula smeared with placenta.
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Lame update is lame. =|
I know it's just a filler and it's really bad and I'm not at all happy with this update, what with almost non-existent YunJae and just some lame lines about potatoes.
*bricks self with potatoes mixed with placenta* ewwwwwwwwwwww....
Excuses are excuses...my crack!muse ran away and I don't know how to bridge making fail!potato-cream to straight(?)YunJae eating weird potatoes then making them gay and bald...at the same time....and so on and so forth *____*
did i just give away the whole story line? /facepalms
So updates will be really slo0o0o0o0w...i have a cousin's wedding next week so yeah..busy busy..^^