oh yes. this is one reason why the french hate the american media.

[juliedelaporte]

Comments

[eight_bits]

This is the second thing I've read on livejournal about the newsmedia suffering from an inability to read maps.

Did none of these people ever take geography?! Geez.

[sinatraswooner]

stop talking about leaving me to go to france, frenchy mc frencherson. It devastates me.

Although, looks like ya may end up in the ocean, if this map is correct. And I hear that Poseidon ain't friendly to little girls who like speaking french and smoking cigs.

Could just be a rumor though, You never know.

[inguinal]

oh, if paris & lille were really that close to one another...

the dreamlife of angels would've never existed.

ANYWAY
6pm tomorrow
you ready, scaredy-cat?

[juliedelaporte]

man.
don't call me a scardey-cat, but you might have to hold my hand.

"ok. so who wants to get my left-handed tattoo?"

i don't get it

[inguinal]

now he's rising & not denying
his hands are shaking but he's not crying
& he's saying how did i climb out of a life so boring
into that moment, please stop ignoring
the heart inside
oh, you readers at home
why you gasp at my bloody crimes
well please take the time to make your heart my home

[inguinal]

WHILE YOU GASP AT MY BLOODY CRIMES FUCKING STUPID

bad geography + pulling stories out of nowhere = rip roarin' good time

[chocolatunicorn]

but i do like how the riots stem out of a problem france has had for a long long time and nobody gives a shit until there's a riot!

but you know americans... if it isnt here and doesnt involve two celebrities makin' babies, it isnt really news anyway.

[juliedelaporte]

done and done.
it hurt about as much as sin hurts the baby jesus.