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Mar 06, 2006 14:48

homework assignment

write to your dear friend julee and tell her (a)what you ate for lunch yesterday, (b)what bitch you fucked this weekend, (c)who's playing at the moon this week.

::: or you could just say hey. i miss people.

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sinatraswooner March 6 2006, 16:28:43 UTC
Emma Guillory
JULEE 1001
March 6, 2006

A. I had smothered sirloin and rice and gravy yesterday for lunch. It was prepared by Devin's mom.
B. I fucked so many bitches this weekend. But my main fuckee was Devin.
C. I have no idea, but just to lure you home, I'm gonna say U2.

WE ALL MISS YOU SO MUCH THERE WILL SOON BE A MASS SUICIDE IN THE NAME OF JU!

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juliedelaporte March 7 2006, 13:53:02 UTC
there is no lure home more seductive than you, emma guillory.
how's the dev-bear?
does anyone keep you updated on french dept drama?
keep me posted, dearest.
(ps you are greatly missed)

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allyourlife March 6 2006, 22:20:13 UTC
1.) Yesterday for lunch I ate a garden poboy sandwich, some baked lays, and two complimentary cones of soft serve ice cream from Jason's Deli.

2.) This weekend I fucked a bitch named Criminology reading assignments. Oh, and John Wygle too, but he doesn't count.

3.)Wednesday: The Taipans / Shapes and Sizes
Thursday: Star80
Friday: Elsay and Goodman County
Saturday: DJ

4.) 'hey. i miss people'

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juliedelaporte March 7 2006, 13:54:05 UTC
heheh. i couldn't help but read john wygle's name as "john wiggle" in that context. hehehe.
matty, can we have another coffee drinking contest when i get back?

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allyourlife March 7 2006, 20:01:05 UTC
I dunno about that. Last time we tried it I think I really wanted to die for a second. we can still hang out and watch UCB, though.

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inguinal March 8 2006, 07:55:41 UTC
UCB YES I WANT TO WATCH IT

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starfish5 March 6 2006, 23:11:57 UTC
Hello love!
It's good to you, well ... read you on here ... idk

All is well?
You havin' a blast, man? Should be ...

A. lunch skip. Test anxiety just gets to me!
B. Brian Wallace... you'd be proud... hes so not my type. Hes clean, and pretty, and not them ...
C. Im ganna leave this one to your imagination, id say U2 as well!

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juliedelaporte March 7 2006, 13:54:45 UTC
france is groovy, but italian boys are much better lookin :)

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inguinal March 7 2006, 01:20:51 UTC
a) you know better than anyone that times like "lunch" do not exist in my world. so yesterday i ate a biscuit, hashbrowns, fried chicken, mashed potatoes, candy candy candy candy candy candy candy, & some red flower (in memory of you)

b) trick question

c) this week doesn't matter, but next week! ohhh boy. man man & magnolia electric co. are playing on two different nights next week!

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juliedelaporte March 7 2006, 13:57:29 UTC
my hair is getting longer because i don't trust anyone but you to cut it.

(p/s: i may be developing a rather unhealthy crush on an italian boy that may not even know that i exist. what do i do? i tried the "ciao bella" line, but i don't think it worked. quick! use your superduper jade skills and teach me italian in an lj comment.)

(pps: what's this leaving thing i've been reading about on lj? when's jess getting back? i think it's time for an email. when you find the time, i mean.)

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inguinal March 7 2006, 17:07:27 UTC
ciao bella can be taken as a feminine thing to say, so he may have felt a little faggy. first, find out his name. if you can pronounce it, we'll go from there.

ps. i am not leaving with jess. i am leaving with jessICA. i'll email you the rest. ;)

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jenjenjen_e March 7 2006, 18:07:52 UTC
ambiguity

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jenjenjen_e March 7 2006, 18:08:46 UTC
lunch = cereal
fuck= bd
me= miss you

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