Babel is trippin'.

So are some people I know, but what's new.

Last night I dreamt that I was hanging out with Rob Dyrdek and a bunch of others and we decided to dress up like zombies and listen to Gwar when all of a sudden real zombies came walking into the house and started eating all of us.  

I am so incredibly LIVID right now I could kill a ticket scalper with my BARE HANDS.

Second time around on these dumb ass tickets and within MILLISECONDS they were GONE and immediately up on Craigslist and eBay for FIVE TIMES their face value (AND THEN SOME)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 I'm watching 28 Weeks Later and I'm a little grossed out.  Which is weird. I love zombie movies. I love 28 Days Later (up until it got all weird when they got to that crazy military house) But for some reason... in this movie, when the husband kissed his virus carrying wife and all of a sudden got all zombified and went off on her ( Read more... )

I hate trying to buy high demand tickets through Ticketmaster. (or pretty much ANY other ticket vendor) It's such bullshit to be on there refreshing the screen for a bloody 3 minutes solid and then as SOON as it pops up - EVEN after typing and clicking at light fucking speed - the shit sells out.

SICK AND TIRED.

I hate scalpers.

Today two least expecting friends of mine told me they have girlfriends .  The weird thing about this is that they are probably two of the least likeliest guys I would ever imagine actually committing to a woman.  haha... Spring is definitely in the air. People do weird things in the Spring where love, sex and romance are concerned. It's the ( Read more... )

I don’t know if I spoke yet of the gourd (aka: Gord - short for Gordon) in my office? He started out as a brilliant idea of mine to carve him into a Jack-O-Lantern for the pumpkin carving contest here in my office at Halloween. Well, he ended up being SO HARD SHELLED that I couldn’t even get the knife through him. Therefore he got “dressed up”. ( Read more... )

This guy in front of me this morning is begging for a field sobriety test.


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I can't fucking WAIT to get the hell out of cubicle-ville. I am so SICK of the MASSES that be, walking past me every 2 minutes ( Read more... )

This new guy in my office has the coolest name ever.

Octavius Lazo

If I ever have a kid I am most definitely naming it something rad like that. In fact, I may only marry someone given they have a rad last name. Otherwise, forget it. The wedding is off.

:)