Anybody remember this:

"Does chicken have milk in it?"

Uh, I don't know. Did part of my soul just die because you're so stupid?

Sometimes I miss high school so much.

I see all the people I've known over the years, with special attention toward my Key Club friends. They all have these incrdible work ethics towards school an majors that sound like they really mean something. And I am ashamed when I tell them I go to a community college and I'm majoring in music. I feel like I've copped out. And maybe I have. Or ( Read more... )

I'm posting from my house-sitting job. Today's my last full day. These dogs are so strange. I don't get them. George and Kelly forced me to follow them outside today...to show me what? I don't know. But George (the shy one) did throw himself bodily into the fence to bark at another dog. That's the coolest thing he's done while I've been here ( Read more... )

We went in search of a freedom we've never known. And I think today, we might have found it. Now is the time to raise our voices and be heard. Everyone...
"'Cuz I'm a woman, W-O-M-A-N. Oh, oh, I'll say it again. 'Cuz I'm a womannnn, W-O-M-A-N."
(Simultaneously take shirts off)

See, I didn't tell.

I am currently drinking water out of a jug...for the heck of it ( Read more... )

So much thanks to Laura for letting me borrow the Moulin Rouge Special Edition 2-Disc Set! I am overcome with ideas! And I need help ( Read more... )

I amend what I said. I would like to do it tomorrow night. The later the better. That way, we're in cover of darkness...and maybe a trashbag or two.

Church is so calming. It's wonderful to be able to walk into an empty santuary, and already feel God there ( Read more... )

If Astronomy was a person, I might just stab it in the neck ( Read more... )

Dear Katrina ( Read more... )