And trust me this is the funniest shit ever, very much cus the people writing it are very delusional.... Before reading this part you need to read
Part 1.1 and
Part 1.2!
Title: Blessing or Curse - The Minsu Experience (1.3)
Author: i_habu_no_raifu, tierybm, & julili.
Pairing(s): Uknown
Length: One-shot
Genre: AU, Comedy
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If I owned DBSK, I'd be living with my friends and TVXQ would live next to us.
Summary: Karla's special quirk gets them into an interesting predicament with TVXQ.
Julili looked at Karla and then at Tiery. "I guess I can try, I have been taking Japanese lessons after all. She scratched her head and then pointed at Karla. “ You better get some clothes on. Even if they are or may not be real you shouldn't stand here in just panties and a bra.”
Karla looked down at herself, at Julili, and then bolted towards her bedroom. “If they prove to be real then you can always boast that you stood half naked in the same room as them!” Julili shouts out after Karla as she disappears into her room.
Inside the living room things were a bit...awkward. Junsu was looking at the spot Karla had been standing, his cheeks clearly red. Changmin seemed to be trying to hold back some laughter.
Julili looked them over, and raised an eyebrow while putting her hands on her hips. “Sumimasen ga, wareware wa , kono kitai sa re te inai” She frowned as she thought of something more to say. “Ano, watashi wa Julyssa desu, kochira wa Tiery desu.” At the sound of her name Tiery moved her hand towards the boys in a little wave. They stood there silent for a while. Changmin looked pensive and Junsu was trying to shake his head, probably thinking that he himself soon would wake up.
Changmin sat up and licked his lips. “Koko wa doko desu ka” Tiery looked at Julili. “What is he saying?”
“He is asking where they are”, Julili looked back at Changmin and Junsu. She was about to answer, when Karla came back into the room.
Karla stood by Julili's side and looked at her. “So, any developments?”
Julili looked back at Karla. “Changmin wants to know where they are.”
Julili looked back at the boys and with a sigh exclaimed. “Anata ga Texas ni iru.” At this Junsu jumped up a bit and gave out a squeal. Changmin looked at Julili as if she were stupid. “Nani?” Changmin asked as he stood up from the couch; Junsu stood up as well and pointed at the girls. “Kidnaparus!” He grabbed Changmin by the arm and started to say something in Korean.
Julili looked at Junsu and felt like laughing. “Kidnappers? Aw who the hell does this duckbutt think that he is? Like I would risk my life for his sorry ass. Now, Yoochun on the other hand....”
Julili looked back at Karla. “Ay Karla! Por el amor de dios! Porque no Yoochun o Jae? I could have also accepted Yunho for that matter!” Julili said annoyed, stomping her foot. “It is so not fair!”
Karla hit Julili on the shoulder. “Hey, it is not like I have a choice” Julili grined at Karla. “Junsu thinks we are kidnappers! But I am bit confused here, are they the 'real deal', or are they just the reflection of some of your fantasies, or are they something in between? I mean, they act like the real deal but it is not as if you've ever transported anything before...”
Tiery bit her lip and looked at the boys. They were standing there by the couch, clearly expecting something to happen and on guard for whatever it might be.
Karla looked down on the floor . “Guys, I'm sorry...always bring us trouble with my weird shit.” Karla was wringing her hands, hoping the others wouldn't kick her out once and for all. Tiery gave her a one arm hug, Julili soon followed after.
“I am sorry Lala, I didn't mean to sound harsh or anything”, Julili said.
“Yeah she might be blunt but she didn't mean it.” Tiery said soon after.
Tiery smiled and hugged Karla closer to her. “Yeah it is not your fault at all, and at least this time you're dreams didn't bring over anything lethal or illegal or-”
A clearly annoyed cough made them look up. Changmin was standing there with his hand on his hip, lips pursed. Before he had a chance to say anything, Julili shouted. “Who wants food?”
“Food?” The other girls shouted towards Julili as they looked at her. “What? It is the first thing that popped in to my mind. Plus that if this is the real Changmin, or some kind of a clone that may have his traits, then he would like some food, right?”
Tiery put her hands on her head and shook it a bit. “That makes sense in a 'no sense' kind of way!”
"Food?" Changmin piped in looking at the girls, with a hopeful expression. Julili looked at him and almost jumped him right there and then. She took a deep breath to calm herself down.
“Well, as we figure out what they are or may not be, we could at least grab something to eat!” Julili chirped in a happy mood.
“I do not like the tone of your voice puta, what the hell you thinking of doing?” Karla gave Julili a side long glance, crossing her arms.
Julili looked back at Changmin and Junsu, both were standing very close to each other, Junsu holding his hands awkwardly in front of his package, and Changmin with a frown on his face and his arms crossed in front of his chest.
Walking a bit away from the others, Julili whispered to herself, “I need to get the camera ready, real or not, I am not passing this opportunity to get me some naked shots of the Hungmin!”
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Stay tuned for the next part (Karla)! Thanx for reading!