Let me be the first to say...

[julip]

Happy Birthday to me.

Now that I'm 31, I believe that I'm officially a spinster. To make myself feel better, I am wearing my red versions of these.

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i'll 2nd that'n

[rambert]

Happy Birthday! And don't fret over spinsterishness; 31 is the new 19, or something like that. Regardless, you've got many good porking years left before your life becomes a reenactment of Driving Miss Daisy.

Well, at least a couple... ;)

Re: i'll 2nd that'n

[julip]

Ah your romantic language never fails to arouse me!

My present to me was a new nose piercing (my last one grew over) and a $150 amethyst & diamond flower-shaped stud to go in it.

Re: i'll 2nd that'n

[corvus]

pics pls

Re: i'll 2nd that'n

[julip]

Of the arousal or the extremely large pores on my nose?

[spleenless]

Happy birthday. I kept humming an old Crass song after reading your post - I've got 54321, I've got a red pair of high heels on....

[corvus]

Whoa!

I just turned 27.

Neato!