I think I was born to be a CSI. I also think that CSI coming on Spike every day for 3-5 hours after I get home from work could become very dangerous very fast. It's on right now. RIGHT NOW. But it's a rerun ( Read more... )

I write all day long, so when it comes to updating in here, I'm simply not inclined ( Read more... )

Man, so I applied for a job maybe two weeks ago, the day it was put up on career connection, then I got a call like 2 days after I applied. Interview one was last week, and I got called in for interview 2 on Friday. Monday comes, they call me... I have the job. Today is Wednesday and I'm at work. Crazy man. I went a full month without having a ( Read more... )

I just finished the new Harry Potter book in under 15 hours. I'm not going to spoil it. I'm quite proud of myself, even if you want to argue that it's a childrens book and I damn well should get through it fast. 652 Pages takes a while, no matter what. I love Harry. I'm going to marry him, and no one can tell me differently. I do not, however ( Read more... )

So today, on my 12th day of not working for FM99 and my new, terrible boss... he put in his resignation. Could it be because the girl that did all of his work, took care all of his messes, and tried to show him the ropes (which he completely ignored), left? Could it be that his sham of a management style and his total lack of any useful radio ( Read more... )

There will be two sides to this post ( Read more... )

Emeril Live is on my TV. Not totally sure why...? Whatever.

My arm hurts. Probably because I'm a dumbass and broke it. Most of the people that read this know what happened (hell, you probably saw it live and in person), but oh well. I'll summarize with: Lisa drunk at wedding, others drunk as well, decided to ride around on a dolly, fell off ( Read more... )

I think maybe all my evil joking about religion and whatnot has come back to haunt me. I have a plague of flies in my apartment. I'm not dirty, I promise. They're big... Cluster Flies, I think. And they won't friggin' die. I've used enough pesticide to kill a horse. They're still here. So the only possible explanation is that the lord is ( Read more... )

Cranberry Almond Crunch cereal is my favorite. I could live off this stuff. It's loud though ( Read more... )

I'm eating a Caesar salad, but it doesn't have dressing or croutons. I'm pretty sure that just makes it lettuce and cheese. That doesn't qualify as a salad. I'm not being weird (for once), Wendys just shafted me. SHAFTED ( Read more... )