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Nov 02, 2004 08:52


Truths

12. Life is sexually transmitted.

11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

8. Some ( Read more... )

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baldyman666 November 2 2004, 11:30:51 UTC
damnit julia, you are too awesome

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