Answers to Movie Meme 2009 #1
1. “You know friend, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.” - Brokeback Mountain
2. “Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate.” - Master and Commander
3. “It's not in my best interest to say this Frank, but quitting while you're ahead… is not the same as quitting.” - American Gangster
4. “I'm not merely a transvestite, sweetheart. I'm also a drag queen. It's a simple equation. A drag queen puts on a frock, looks like Kylie. A transvestite puts on a frock, looks like... Boris Yeltsin in lipstick. There, I said it.” - Kinky Boots
5. “Soon I'm gonna be sucking down piña coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.”
“No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus. And here's the bad news: that thing you're sucking on? It's not a piña colada!” - Inside Man
6. “You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here, but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing.” - Serenity
7. “Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fuelled thrill ride. But there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.” - Hot Fuzz
8. “The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear. Besides, violence is one of the most fun things to watch.” - Shoot ‘Em Up
9. “When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.” - Sin City
10. “I know I'm not as smart as you guys with all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've *got* to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, ‘Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?’” - Live Free or Die Hard
11. “You're not my slave, Chas. You're my very appreciated apprentice. Like Tonto. Or Robin. Or that skinny fellow with the fat friend.” - Constantine
12. “I'm not the guy you kill. I'm the guy you buy. Are you so fucking blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for 80 grand. I'm your easiest problem and you're gonna *kill* me?” - Michael Clayton
13. “She inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, ‘Thanks a heap, coyote ugly! This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment!’”- Juno
14. “Put up a note? ‘Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence CIA shit.’ Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!” - Burn After Reading
15. “Whoa, lady! I only speak two languages: English and bad English. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a moment?” - The Fifth Element
16. “My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms: feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.” - The Departed
17. “Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit, but the punchline is... you die.” - Mr. and Mrs. Smith
18. “You're not an assassin of fate. You're just a thug that can bend bullets.” - Wanted
19. “I am here to help you to find, take back, and keep your righteous mind.” - The Great Debaters
20. “Hey, you know how it is when you see someone that you haven't seen since high school, and they got some dead-end job, and they're married to some woman that hates them, they got, like, three kids who think he's a joke? Wasn't there some point where he stood back and said, ‘Bob, don't take that job! Bob, don't marry that harpy!’ You know?” - Sahara
2. “Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate.” - Master and Commander
3. “It's not in my best interest to say this Frank, but quitting while you're ahead… is not the same as quitting.” - American Gangster
4. “I'm not merely a transvestite, sweetheart. I'm also a drag queen. It's a simple equation. A drag queen puts on a frock, looks like Kylie. A transvestite puts on a frock, looks like... Boris Yeltsin in lipstick. There, I said it.” - Kinky Boots
5. “Soon I'm gonna be sucking down piña coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.”
“No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus. And here's the bad news: that thing you're sucking on? It's not a piña colada!” - Inside Man
6. “You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here, but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing.” - Serenity
7. “Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fuelled thrill ride. But there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.” - Hot Fuzz
8. “The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear. Besides, violence is one of the most fun things to watch.” - Shoot ‘Em Up
9. “When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.” - Sin City
10. “I know I'm not as smart as you guys with all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've *got* to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, ‘Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?’” - Live Free or Die Hard
11. “You're not my slave, Chas. You're my very appreciated apprentice. Like Tonto. Or Robin. Or that skinny fellow with the fat friend.” - Constantine
12. “I'm not the guy you kill. I'm the guy you buy. Are you so fucking blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for 80 grand. I'm your easiest problem and you're gonna *kill* me?” - Michael Clayton
13. “She inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, ‘Thanks a heap, coyote ugly! This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment!’”- Juno
14. “Put up a note? ‘Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence CIA shit.’ Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!” - Burn After Reading
15. “Whoa, lady! I only speak two languages: English and bad English. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a moment?” - The Fifth Element
16. “My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms: feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.” - The Departed
17. “Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit, but the punchline is... you die.” - Mr. and Mrs. Smith
18. “You're not an assassin of fate. You're just a thug that can bend bullets.” - Wanted
19. “I am here to help you to find, take back, and keep your righteous mind.” - The Great Debaters
20. “Hey, you know how it is when you see someone that you haven't seen since high school, and they got some dead-end job, and they're married to some woman that hates them, they got, like, three kids who think he's a joke? Wasn't there some point where he stood back and said, ‘Bob, don't take that job! Bob, don't marry that harpy!’ You know?” - Sahara