Movie Meme Round #3
Answers to Round Two of the Movie Meme 2009 are HERE. You all did better this time, but still just slightly less than 50%. Apparently we either don't watch the same movies, or what's meaningful to me isn't memorable to you ;)
Either way, things seem to be getting easier, so it's time for Movie Meme Round #3
(BOLD QUOTES have already been answered correctly.)
1. “Look. He wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called ‘tequila’ just to find out that HE was the one we're looking for! And I've spent the last twenty minutes trying to keep his hands off me! So don't go criticizing my counseling techniques!”
2. “I *was* going for the rat. Normally, I have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with. But the fleas? They're murder.”
3. “By the grace of God or I don't know what honey, you have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this. If we run now, we're going to be running the rest of our lives.”
4. “I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired.”
5. “That's the beauty of argument: if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.”
6. “So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.”
7. “You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN!”
8. “Do you want New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?”
9. “Hmm. 60 seconds. Well, how would you like that? How about alphabetical? Aardvark, baboon, caribou, dolphin, eohippus, fox, gorilla, hyena, ibex, jackal, kangaroo, lion, marmoset, Newfoundland, ocelot, panda, rat, sloth, tiger, unicorn, varmint, whale, yak, zebra. Now ‘varmint’ is a stretch; so is ‘Newfoundland’ - that's a dog breed; ‘unicorn’ is mythical; ‘eohippus’ is prehistoric. But you weren't being very specific, now, were you, Bob?”
10. “Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.”
11. “Women need a reason for having sex. Men just need a place.”
12. “If you sleep until you're 18... Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean, high school? High school, those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that.”
13. “All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube and we're 30,000 feet in the air. And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.”
14. “You are just an ordinary man in a cape! That's why you couldn't fight injustice, and that's why you can't stop this train!”
15. “Superladies? They're always trying to tell you their secret identity... think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, ‘Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're, uh... S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that's alright with me.’ I'm good... I'm good.”
16. “I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.”
17. “You were the chosen one! You were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!”
18. “It's Hebrew. It says, ‘Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.’”
19. “Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.”
20. “There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?”
Either way, things seem to be getting easier, so it's time for Movie Meme Round #3
(BOLD QUOTES have already been answered correctly.)
1. “Look. He wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called ‘tequila’ just to find out that HE was the one we're looking for! And I've spent the last twenty minutes trying to keep his hands off me! So don't go criticizing my counseling techniques!”
2. “I *was* going for the rat. Normally, I have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with. But the fleas? They're murder.”
3. “By the grace of God or I don't know what honey, you have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this. If we run now, we're going to be running the rest of our lives.”
4. “I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired.”
5. “That's the beauty of argument: if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.”
6. “So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.”
7. “You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN!”
8. “Do you want New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?”
9. “Hmm. 60 seconds. Well, how would you like that? How about alphabetical? Aardvark, baboon, caribou, dolphin, eohippus, fox, gorilla, hyena, ibex, jackal, kangaroo, lion, marmoset, Newfoundland, ocelot, panda, rat, sloth, tiger, unicorn, varmint, whale, yak, zebra. Now ‘varmint’ is a stretch; so is ‘Newfoundland’ - that's a dog breed; ‘unicorn’ is mythical; ‘eohippus’ is prehistoric. But you weren't being very specific, now, were you, Bob?”
10. “Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.”
11. “Women need a reason for having sex. Men just need a place.”
12. “If you sleep until you're 18... Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean, high school? High school, those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that.”
13. “All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube and we're 30,000 feet in the air. And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.”
14. “You are just an ordinary man in a cape! That's why you couldn't fight injustice, and that's why you can't stop this train!”
15. “Superladies? They're always trying to tell you their secret identity... think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, ‘Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're, uh... S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that's alright with me.’ I'm good... I'm good.”
16. “I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.”
17. “You were the chosen one! You were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!”
18. “It's Hebrew. It says, ‘Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.’”
19. “Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.”
20. “There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?”