Just posted to Twitter, reposting here since LoudTwitter is on the fritz

[jumbach]

A mathmetician comes home at 3 a.m. His wife says, "You said you'd be home at 11:45." "No," he says, "I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12"

Comments

[researchguy]

Hmmmm. Maybe his wife will offer him "pi" for dessert.

[26376]

Maybe he should teach his wife how to spell "mathematician".

[jumbach]

Official excuse: That was originally a Twitter post--I had to abbreviate to keep within the 140-character limit.

What really happened: I mispelled it.