{radio} HS7 Yamada x Chinen
52nd Radio show (OA December 9th 2008)
Yamada Ryosuke x Chinen Yuri
Hey!Say!WORDS
HS7 Ultra Power
Yamada: Good evening, this is HS7’s Yamada Ryosuke
Chinen: Good evening, this is Chinen Yuri
Yama-Chii: Yay!
Yamada: Win-ter winterwinter win-ter winterwinter
Chinen: Feels like winter already
Yamada: It is winter. In winter, is there a certain food you eat too much of?
Chinen: Chocolate
Yamada: Can’t you eat chocolate anytime? So, what do you eat?
Chinen: Chocolate. I just eat too much of chocolate sometimes
Yamada: Why?
Chinen: Because they’re delicious of course
Yamada: You can eat it in the summer not just in the winter
Chinen: No no no. They melt in the summer
Yamada: Oh, I get it now!
Chinen: and you can eat while it’s cold in winter
Yamada: What about in fall?
Chinen: In fall?
Yamada: I don’t think it’d melt
Chinen: In the fall, those chocolate with biscuits inside is quite…
Yamada: Oh, I see. Very easy to understand explanation
Chinen: Yeah, I wanted people to know the difference
Yamada: But I think it’s pretty understandable
Chinen: Hmmm
Yamada: They do melt in the summer
Chinen: Dai chan, Dai chan?
Yamada: Dai chan?
Chinen: Who’s Dai chan?
Yamada: How rude! He mentions Dai chan’s name when he’s doing a radio with me!
Chinen: Ryosuke
Yamada: And this is 7’s corner! Don’t be such a fool
Chinen: Ryosuke
Yamada: Eh?
Chinen: Have you ever dieted Ryosuke?
Yamada: Me, diet? Hmmm Diet? I’m not that fat. I’ll just say that for now. But I bet everyone think so as well
Chinen: I think dieting in the winter
Yamada: Is crazy
Chinen: Why?
Yamada: What kinds of method are there? You sweat more in the summer, I guess you should just eat less. I just can’t think about going out and exercising in the winter
Chinen: Who cares? You can just prepare early for winter and get fat so you can say “Hello, I’m a snowman”
Yamada: You could only that
Chinen: In conclusion, let’s just be a snowman
Yamada: I see
Chinen: Like “From today on, you’re a big star! Snowman!”
Yamada: Oh
Chinen: Yup, you can become popular in no time
Yamada: So it means anyone can be a snowman, right Chinen kun!
Chinen: Yup
Yamada: Let’s start soon!
Chinen: Hey!
Yamada: Say!
Yama-Chii: Seven! UltraPower
DCT♪
Yamada: It’s the corner that you get to hear our unexpected side today!
Chinen: Please have fun listening to our enthusiastic performance which you can only hear here!
DCT♪
Hey!Say!WORDS
Chinen: In this corner, we are waiting for phrases you want us to say! Please keep sending us phrases which we wouldn’t usually say as HS7. Actually, let US say them
Yamada: Chinen kun really wants to say them. Well, we received a letter for Chinen kun
Chinen: No it’s not
Yamada: It is
Chinen: Ah, it is?
Yamada: Hmmm. Let’s start
Chinen: Yup
Yamada: I would like to do this first for Chinen kun. We received this from pen name Asaka san. “Hello. I’m a girl who loves HSJ’s Chinen Yuri kun”
Chinen: Thank you so much
Yamada: Thanks. “I want you to say… “
Chinen: For today, let’s
Yamada: Eh?
Chinen: Let’s talk more about this girl who loves Chinen Yuri kun today
Yamada: Oh, we’re starting to lose our aim so can we get back to it? Oh and you have to get into the role too
Chinen: “Go ahead [and leave me]. I’ll protect from here”
Yamada: Gosh, I want to be protected. I want to be protected
Chinen: You see, guys like me who are dependable are…. Of course
Yamada: What the heck are you saying with that slim body of yours? But I want to be protected
Chinen: I was into the hero role and did my best
Yamada: I think the girls just fell on the floor by that
Chinen: I think so
Yamada: Yeah
Chinen: I’m happy
Yamada: I bet you’re embarrassed now
Chinen: Not at all
Yamada: Fine then
Chinen: Oh, a phrase that we want Yama chan to say is…
Yamada: I can say anything
Chinen: Umm. Saitama-ken’s penname L.O.V.E, love. From a 11 year old
Yamada: Yay
Chinen: “I listen to HS7 UltraPower! I want my Ryosuke, who is my favorite out of JUMP to say this” so I guess
Yamada: Yup, give it to me here
Chinen: Please read this right
Yamada: Count on me! “Anyone who wants to go strawberry picking, come and join us!”
※For I translated 「この指とーまれ！」with “Come and join us!” but it literally means “come and stop on this finger!”
Chinen: No way
Yamada: Fine
Chinen: No way! I don’t want to go
Yamada: You would go though. Do you put the pinky out or the index finger out?
Chinen: Are you sure I could stop on your finger?
Yamada: Hm? My finger would probably …
Chinen: Would break, right?
Yamada: It’d bend in an awkward direction
Chinen: So this would never happen
Yamada: Hell no, stupid. Stupid! God you’re stupid
Chinen: Stupid bastard
Yamada: Stupid bastard… this is useless
Chinen: Well, just because Yama chan loves strawberries…
Yamada: Probably
Chinen: this person wrote to us
Yamada: Thank you. Well, let’s go one more. From penname Kumikyon san
Chinen: Kumikyon?
Yamada: Yup
Chinen: Are you sure it’s not Fumikyun [Kawai Fumito]?
Yamada: No it’s not
Chinen: Kumikyon?
Yamada: It’s Kumikyon san. Umm, a phrase she wants Chinen kun to say
Chinen: Okay
Yamada: Like a historical play, please. Is what kind of phrase this is
Chinen: #$^$*)(*
Yamada: Nope, that’s not it. Be sure to get into your role
Chinen: “Fufufu. Yamada~. You’re a quite vicious. Fufufufufufu” Here, I did it in a horror kind of way and not like a historical play. Sorry Kumikyon san. I’m going to call you Fumikyun from now on. Sorry. Well, let’s have Yama chan go now
Yamada: Don’t be sad Chinen! Don’t feel sad just because I just ignored that!
Chinen: Tokyo-to, radioname Nanako san. Well, this one is for Yama chan “Please, this is for Yamada kun” laugh. Is what she says
Yamada: Okay “Hey, what was our next class?” ehhh
Chinen: Ah sorry! I wasn’t listening
Yamada: Listen! Stupid…
Chinen: One more, say it one more time!
Yamada: Listen stupid!
Chinen: Eh, one more time
Yamada: And again, stupid! Eh? “Hey, what was our next class?”
Chinen: I might tell if Yama chan asks me~
Yamada: What? What’s that mean?
Chinen: Next class is
Yamada: What?
Chinen: Next class is language!
Yamada: Language!?
Chinen: Good night
Yamada: Good night
Chinen: Well, please keep sending us any phrase you want us to say! That was H!S!WORDS’s corner
Yamada: Please listen to a song for now. It’s HSJ’s
Yama-Chii: School Kakumei
SK♪
Yamada: It’s already time for us to go
Chinen: You’re quite vicious
Yamada: I said like a historical play
Chinen: I guess it ended up horror-like
Yamada: Today’s Chinen was a bit strange
Chinen: Well well well well
Yamada: We are waiting for your mails for this show.
Chinen: The address is…
Yamada: We’ll say anything from serious phrases to joking phrases. Please keep sending us! This was HS7’s Yamada Ryosuke
Chinen: and Chinen Yuri
Yama-Chii: See you tomorrow! Fufufufufufu