{radio} HS7 Yamada x Chinen
104th Radio Show (OA February 19th 2008)
Yamada Ryosuke x Chinen Yuri
JAPAN'S YOUNGEST PROBLEM SOLVER
HS7 UltraPower
Yamada: Good evening, this is HS7’s Yamada Ryosuke!
Chinen: Good evening, this is Chinen Yuri! I’d like to read the letter today!
Yamada: Go ahead
Chinen: Okay
Yamada: Go ahead
Chinen: Okay. This is from penname Gyoza@ san
Yamada: Wow
Chinen: From @ san, wow Gyoza@ san “I’m a 8th grader who LIKES Chinen kun”
Yamada: Great
Chinen: Likes, not love. So close! “I have a question to HS7. Which country do you want to go to the most right now?”
Yamada: Dubai!
Chinen: Have a good trip
Yamada: You’re so cold
Chinen: Eh?
Yamada: I want to go to Dubai
Chinen: You want to go to Dubai?
Yamada: Dubai Dubai Dubai
Chinen: First of all…
Yamada: Dubai Dubai Dubai Dubai
Chinen: Dubai Dubai Dubai
Yamada: Dubai Dubai
Chinen: That’s enough okay? Well, since Keito studied abroad in England
Yamada: Yeah
Chinen: it’ll be nice if he showed us around
Yamada: Sounds great, great
Chinen: I actually do want to go to England and if Keito came, I don’t have to worry about language problems
Yamada: Yup. I want to go to Dubai
Chinen: Have a nice trip. Do you know what kind of country Dubai is?
Yamada: Not a clue but high, expensive, beautiful ocean! See how nice the tempo was?
Chinen: That’s not giving me a hint
Yamada: You can say it like a rap high, expensive, beautiful ocean!
Chinen: What’s the difference between high and expensive? What do you mean by ‘high’?
Yamada: The buildings are high (tall)
Chinen: The buildings are high
Yamada: Yeah
Chinen: Japan has pretty tall ones too
Yamada: Stupid! Stupid! And stupid!
Chinen: I’ve heard of that before
Yamada: Yes
Chinen: About Dubai
Yamada: Yes, it’s like floating on the ocean… no, floating on the ocean sounds weird. Buildings are built over the ocean
Chinen: So is it like Odaiba?
Yamada: Stop, my dreams are crushing. Odaiba is close to us
Chinen: It is close but
Yamada: And Dubai is far away. That’s the difference!
Chinen: I just said as an example for easier understanding. Just like an Odaiba
Yamada: It’s Dubai!
Chinen: Since you want to go to Dubai, perhaps you could take me. To expensive Dubai, to expensive Dubai, maybe you could (%#*&$#) take me there
Yamada: I’m not going to take you because you just messed up
Chinen: Ah! So, if I didn’t mess up
Yamada: I thinking of going with you but you messed up
Chinen: I guess messing up is a big deal
Yamada: Yes, it is a big deal
Chinen: From this topic, we learned that messing up your word is a big deal. Well, now
Yamada: Wait! Chinen, you didn’t say where you wanted to go!
Chinen: I said England
Yamada: Okay
Chinen: Well
Yamada: Oh yeah, you did… you did
Chinen: Let’s start!
Yamada: Yes!
HS7 UltraPower
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Yamada: Today, surprisingly… we’re doing that corner!
Chinen: Please enjoy until the end
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JAPAN’S YOUNGEST PROBLEM SOLVER
Yamada: Problem solving are done by people who have/had rich experiences in life BUT as young people we are, we’d like to suggest solution full of youth masho~
Chinen: Yup
Yamada: Oops I said Masho
Chinen: Masho
Yamada: Masuyo
Chinen: See, messing up your words is big deal, right? Here’s today’s problem! From Shizuoka-ken Ichigo san. Don’t you think there are names with ‘ichigo’ in them a lot lately?
(Ichigo/strawberry)
Yamada: But strawberries are great
Chinen: We all know that it’s connected with Yama chan but
Yamada: Then, they should be a little more creative like for strawberries. Penname the strawberry on top of a cheesecake, kind a like that.
Chinen: Ahh
Yamada: Or ‘Strawberry coated with syrup’ Wait! If I say them, they’ll use them!
Chinen: Wait wait
Yamada: Don’t use those!
Chinen: Maybe you should say your favorite foods other than strawberries
Yamada: Eggplants! Eggplants!
Chinen: From now on, Dubai might come up
Yamada: Dubai! Eggplants!
Chinen: Like, ‘from penname Dubai san’
Yamada: No, Dubai! Don’t say that, no Dubai or Eggplants. Please be more creative with strawberry, Dubai, and eggplants!
Chinen: Okay then, what about strawberry
Yamada: If you want to use strawberry, make up something with strawberry. If you want to use eggplants, make up something with eggplants.
Chinen: That’s about it
Yamada: Yup
Yama-Chi: Please, follow that
Chinen: I’d like to go in to details now “I’m going to be in 1st year junior high this year” Oh! “I’m scared to go to the junior high. Especially the relationship between the seniors. As my senior and my admirable person, Ryosuke kun and Chinen kun. Please tell me what kind of place junior high is and how’s the relationship between seniors go. Please”
Yamada: We’re going into high school this year
Chinen: I’m so scared
Yamada: Anything could happen
Chinen: Kind a like “I’m scared!”
Yamada: But, I was scared going into primary school to junior high too and feels like you’re maturing as well. It’s not something to worry over though. Seniors are actually really nice
Chinen: Yup and they’ll treat you like “ahh, you’re so cute!”
Yamada: Yeah.
Chinen: They‘re understanding people
Yamada: Yeah. I think they’ll make your junior high school life more enjoyable
Chinen: But for my school most people went to the same primary and junior high
Yamada: Are you trying to say people there go to the primary to junior high school in their hometown?
Chinen: Yeah! Most of them do!
Yamada: So they don’t change?
Chinen: Yeah, students don’t change. I’d have 10 people in my class that I had before
Yamada: Me too.
Chinen: I didn’t get nervous as much because there were some kids from my primary school
Yamada: I see
Chinen: Yeah
Yamada: If you’re going to a new junior high, I think you should go there very cheerfully
Chinen: Right? First…
Yamada: First impression is quite big. Maybe you’ll make friends faster if you’re cheerful
Chinen: Yup
Yamada: You might even find one on your first day
Chinen: That’s possible. It’s great
Yamada: Sure is, it’s like a manga. I was kind a like that
Chinen: Me too
Yamada: YAY
Chinen: YAY
Yamada: If you stay cheerful and keep in mind to have an enjoyable junior high school life, everything will be okay.
Chinen: What we really wanted to say the most to this person is that, we want you to change you’re ‘ichigo’ penname
Yamada: Yes. Don’t mind though, Ichigo san. Good luck! If you want us to hear your problems, please keep sending them in! That was JAPAN’S YOUNGEST PROBLEM SOLVER
Chinen: Please listen to a song for now, it’s HSJ
Yama-Chii: Dreams Come True
DCT♪ さぁ、夢見ましょう～♪
Yamada: It’s already time for us to go. We are waiting for your mails
Chinen: The address is..
Yamada: The e-mail address is… For problem solving, please send in full details of your situation. This is it for tonight. Your host, HS7’s Yamada Ryosuke and
Chinen: Chinen Yuri
Yama-Chii: Good bye