This isn't Reggio di Calabria anymore.

[k1ng_nothing]

*Risotto stands overlooking the ocean, dressed in a solid black suit with a red tie. He groans to himself*

...

Better than the shithole we were living in, at least. I doubt there's much call for my services here, though. Worth a shot asking, at least...You never know who needs something cleaned for them.

((Here, have an AU!Risotto, formerly of onorata.

Comments

[hackeralastair]

*lurking, eavesdropping*

From the way you're dressed, I'd say you don't mean doing people's laundry.

[k1ng_nothing]

*kind of stares at him with his unsettling eyes*

I'd call you clever, but it's obvious I don't mean laundry.

[rainandsushi]

What services do you provide?

[k1ng_nothing]

Depends on how much you're willing to pay. I do mundane shit like simple transport up to my "cleaning" services.