Be careful; if you sleep with the fan on, you'll get a stomachache.

[jump_isforkids]

( For some reason, snow is falling all around Gintoki, even when he's inside. The snow never piles up anywhere except for when it lands directly on him

Comments

[velvetassistant]

Hmm, my desires have crashed upon each other like waves of infantry to battle, one side representing my desire to play doctor and attempt to cure your condition, the other side to put you in a box to cool my beverages.

[jump_isforkids]

Yeah uh huh thanks a lo--

...Condition?

[velvetassistant]

Your temperature! It's so low that you've become a force of nature~~

[jump_isforkids]

Eh?

*dusts snow off shoulders*

Huh.

I thought I just had to switch shampoos.

[puppy_genocide]

*walking by*

*eyebrow raise*

[jump_isforkids]

Yeah yeah, move along, nothing to see here but Sad Gintoki In Snow.

[puppy_genocide]

*Does Not Get It and therefore ignores everything Gintoki just said*

You're covered in snow. The last thing you should be complaining about is the heat.

*coughs into his sleeve*

[jump_isforkids]

That's just it; I can't explain it, but this snow feels more room-temperature than anything el--

*notices Sasuke's cough* ...

What's up with you?

[oneeyedfish]

This could be a difficult one...

[jump_isforkids]

What the hell are you talking about, old man.

[oneeyedfish]

The mushi affecting you. They've never found a cure for it besides waiting it out...

[jump_isforkids]

Wait-- You're saying you know what's possessing me? Wait-- "mushi"? Wait-- "Never found a cure"? Wait-- They're going to make a 3rd season of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei?!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE

DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT "JUMP THE SHARK" MEANS-- Wait, no, like this is the time to be worrying about that!! Hurry up and tell me what's wrong with me, old man!

[papercranelover]

Oh my!

You seem to be quite in trouble! Can I help you in some way? Maybe get you a blanket?

[jump_isforkids]

But everything's hot, I said!! Didn't you hear me the first time?!

*calms down* Just don't touch me and we're square. *spreads out all his limbs so that none of his skin is touching* Uuugh...Why don't I have more surface area...

[papercranelover]

I...I wouldn't touch you anyway...

But really, you should be careful, I'd be worried about getting frostbite... *she shivers visibly*

[jump_isforkids]

Who's getting frostbite? *blinks*

[asshatoverlord]

Hot.. how the hell could ya be hot, you're....

....

... snowing...

There's all sorts of things wrong with what I just said...

[jump_isforkids]

I could care less about the snow, it's the right temperature compared to everything else right now.