I have two questions

[jumperfkr]

Where did the skull come from, and why was it waiting for me on my pillow?

That's really fucking creepy, you know that?

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[cons_detective]

Well, where else was I supposed to put it? You don't mind, do you?

[jumperfkr]

Yes, I mind. I mind when I'm going to bed and I crack skulls with an actual skull.

Put it on your side next time. I swear, you're worse than that damn cat. At least it leaves the dead things it finds on the floor.

[cons_detective]

Oh, don't be so dramatic.

[jumperfkr]

Oh my god. You have got to be joking.

[not_thatbill]

Tell me it's not a real one

Because I don't want to know if it is

[jumperfkr]

Of course it's real.

[not_thatbill]

Why did I even bother asking?

That was a rhetorical questions, by the way

[cons_detective]

If it was rhetorical, why bother asking at all?

[cons_detective]

John, this is getting atrocious. I'm changing your layout to something that isn't so hateful.

[cons_detective]

Ugh, this one's hideous, but at least you can read the comment threads.