Entry 093

[jumpismylife]

This is a call to one and all in the ever lively court of Kiwi! The times are good for both us and our neighbors, but be warned! One wrong word, one wrong gesture - heck, one wrong anything - and we might find ourselves in more trouble than we should be in. And I'm sure nobody wants to live such a troublesome life now, no? Why live such a

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TAKE THIS, EXECUTIONER SASORI IS VRRY SRS :|

[redismysoul]

You're a joke.

SIGH.

[jumpismylife]

Well, I suppose that's part of my work as well. Not complaining though.

jdnbgkj DON'T U SIGH AT HIM :|||| [Voice]

[redismysoul]

[There's sobbing and whimpering in the background]

Hn, jokes are pointless, I prefer to skip straight to the punchline--

[A pause before a high pitched scream is heard- followed by the sounds of something being severed. The screaming stops]

Like so~

SIIIIIIGH. :||| [Voice]

[jumpismylife]

[a slight pause on Gintoki's end, but he soon replies in a completely indifferent manner]

There's no point in a joke if you don't have the build-up now, yanno! And sides, I'd hate it if I got blood on my clothes. Those stains take forever to wash off.

[alwaysabadday]

No.

I should be asleep two hours ago, just so you know. >_>;

[jumpismylife]

C'mon now Toshirou, being grumpy isn't going to do anyone around here a favor, yanno. Lighten up a little.

I JUST WOKE UP. HI.

[alwaysabadday]

Find another target.

HI ASHLEY. HOW R U DOIN'.

[jumpismylife]

But nobody's as interesting to talk with as you are!

[airgetlamh_bv2]

Up to your tomfoolery again, eh Jester?

[jumpismylife]

I'd be out of a job otherwise now if I don't do what I need to do now, yanno.

[airgetlamh_bv2]

Of course. I was merely commenting on your ability to remain entertaining, even after all these years. A court fool must daily sharpen his wit, just as I must sharpen my blade, lest it becomes dull.

[jumpismylife]

Ah, thank you then. Being a jester does become rather hard from time to time, but I manage somehow.