Comments | jumpismylife: Entry 101

jumpismylife

Entry 101

Apr 15, 2009 23:39

At least this is better than those bunnies from last year. ...sure feels odd to be making comparisons like this.

Let me see... I've got eggs that exploded in my face (ow), eggs that burst into flames when I opened them (ow), eggs that had fleas in them (ow), eggs with red ants in them (ow), eggs with rotten socks in them (ow), eggs that had ( Read more... )

strawberry milk is important!, chocolate, eggs hate gintoki, needs his strawberry milk, ichigo gyuniuuuuu~, looking at you hijikata, an interesting change for once, *facepalms*, moron gintoki is a moron, gin-san needs his strawberry milk, poor oogushi-kun, ...well that was special, easter egg hunt, no not these chocolates plzthx

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susurrushush April 15 2009, 17:29:31 UTC

Sounds like you've not had much luck with the eggs. Everyone else has had at least one good one.

jumpismylife April 16 2009, 00:37:28 UTC

Tell me about it. They're denying a guy for his needed sugar now, yanno; that's a crime by itself.

kleine_beere April 15 2009, 19:13:56 UTC

Maybe Gintoki-san should stay away from the eggs. You can have some of Hina's candy. Or she can get you some strawberries.

jumpismylife April 16 2009, 00:38:15 UTC

But I need my sugar! Its very important to a man like me after all.

...well if you don't mind, I'll be taking some of that candy later.

kleine_beere April 16 2009, 00:51:00 UTC

It's tasty, but if you eat too much you'll get a tummy ache.

I don't mind sharing with Gintoki-san at all^^

jumpismylife April 16 2009, 01:57:52 UTC

Nah, I won't. Years of sugar eating has made me resistant to stomach pains! That's the beauty of sugar - giving you such a delicious anti-stomach-ache thing while fulfilling that sweet tooth.

That's great! I'll be sure to come around later.

ano_nee April 15 2009, 21:09:36 UTC

You haven't had any good ones? Sucks to be you.

I'll share some of my candy ones, if you like. I've got quite a few of those now.

jumpismylife April 16 2009, 00:40:12 UTC

They're just delaying the inevitable. A man always gets his sugar somehow in the end, one way or another.

...you can never have too much sugar. I'll be taking those then.

ano_nee April 16 2009, 01:11:01 UTC

Unless he gets blown up first.

Okay, I'll make sure to keep you some.

jumpismylife April 16 2009, 01:45:14 UTC

You may never know around here nowadays.

Thanks! Appreciate it, really.

japansnewdawn April 15 2009, 22:00:00 UTC

Somehow, I'm unsurprised. You can have the candy I've found, if you would like. I don't need it.

jumpismylife April 16 2009, 00:41:36 UTC

What do you mean you're 'unsurprised'?! I should be getting tons of the good stuff damnit since I'm the one who needs that sugar the most!

Really? You would? Great! You're a lifesaver for the day now, Zura. Expect nothing in return.

japansnewdawn April 16 2009, 02:48:44 UTC

Obviously, the owls are trying to protect you despite yourself.

...of course not. I've long ceased to exprect anything from anyone. Especially you.

jumpismylife April 16 2009, 03:34:53 UTC

But why would they deny a man of his sugar? Now that's just cruel, you know.

Good to hear you're finally facing reality, Zura.

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alwaysabadday April 16 2009, 03:33:46 UTC

No.

jumpismylife April 16 2009, 03:35:39 UTC

You haven't even heard what I'm about to say, Oogushi-kun. That hurts, you know. Rejecting me so harshly. I can already feel my heart shattering into tiny pieces.

alwaysabadday April 16 2009, 03:46:45 UTC

...You are so full of shit.

What about the damn eggs?

jumpismylife April 16 2009, 03:48:22 UTC

I try.

Well the only edible eggs I found had mayonnaise in them. Thought you might appreciate it, but if you don't want it I can always dump them into the sea...

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