Because We All Need A Little More Room To Live.
RaheemBrahim: "You are like 'Sweetheart Alabama'."
Tori: "...What? Don't you mean 'Sweet home Alabama."
Brahim: "Sweetheart, sweet home. It is same thing."
Muhammad: "The front looks gooood."
Zane to Bill: "Is that a jiz stain on your pants?"
Tori: "When is comes to playin', Tori's like Shaq. She's the biggest playa around!"
Tori: "Tori only fucks bitches that come with a slip of paper saying, "I am 100% clean."
David: "Them's the prettiest tits I've ever seen, Ma'am."
Kim: "Nice pants Brahim, sir." *slaps his ass while he's conducting a meeting*
Tori: "Did that bitch just steal my table?"
Crystal: "I hate those bitches! Her sister slept with my ex and that bitch gave me chlamydia!"
Me: "Jamie, where did you learn to tattoo?"
Jamie: "My backyard."
Brahim during the meeting: "I don't care what you say about me. Say what you want. You want to say 'Brahim dating Omar', then say it. (Omar's like "wtf?") *Brahim smiles at Omar* I love Omar, you know I kid. I take him out, you all are just jealous. You know they say, they say 'You go black and you not come back ever!' They say that!"
Dolores: "This sucks."
and finally ...
Belinda: IHOP; It's not about quality. ...I mean QUANTITY! I SAID QUANTITY, STOP LAUGHING!!
So needless to say, my week's been busy. The rest of you had wonderful Spring Breaks, I'm sure. I spent it serving pancakes. It's not a bad job, it's actually pretty easy. I'm already looking for another job, though. You can make amazing money there, you just have to work first or third shift. Second shift blows and I never have any tables, but at least the ones I have tip like nine dollars thank you very much. That lady made my night, seriously. Still though, I've only made like fifty bucks this week not counting the, oh I don't know, seventy five or eighty dollar check I'll be getting on Sunday. Blegh, whatever. I need a better income.
I found out an interesting story today about Nash Bash. Chris had been gone like thirty minutes and the team were all hanging out in the pool at the hotel. Sarah went up to Kurtis and was all like, "Hey, wanna make out?" Yeah, slutface.