((I'm sorry I disappeared right when there was all this plot for Morty to react to. Real Life has been doing that thing it does. Bleh.))
Tomorrow his wife is going to marry another man. This is probably one of the strangest things Mortimer has ever had to deal with, even without the fact that the other man is Captain Hook. ( Cut for length. )
With all the things going on I totally missed Guy Fawkes Night a couple weeks ago, which I'd been debating celebrating just to weird out the neighbors and have an excuse to play with fireworks. Oh well, there's always next year.
What's the next thing here? Thanksgiving, isn't it? Ali, I want to help with Thanksgiving.